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Video: Tourette Syndrome... from my ass
True story of the radio DJ with Tourette Syndrome!

MY LATEST SEMI-HILARIOUS COMEDY
Dating Advice Video: "Is it wrong to have a "friend with benefits?"
If your instincts say it's wrong, then this kind of sex is not for you. Sex can be anything you make it. Sex can be simple and fun and unattached. Or it can be a dangerous and sad way to temporarily cure your loneliness. Or it can be a very intimate form of expressing your love for your partner. Or it can be your part-time job.

Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Cartoon: The OTHER thing Amsterdam is famous for...
It's not all marijuana there! They're also famous for...

Cartoon: "When I drink I do stupid things, like when I..."
Told this girl that I...

Video: Shot from a Fart! ("Shot through the Heart" Bon Jovi song Parody)
Shot from a fart
It releases pain
Now I’ve made a brown stain! (brown stain!)

Cartoon: "If I owned a Sex Toy store..."
I would offer a DISCREET delivery service... Sort of. :)

Dating Advice Video: "Is it right for a girl to get jealous of her boyfriend requesting girls on MySpace?"
How would a guy feel if his girlfriend was contacting random hot dudes to be MySpace friends?

Then she leaves slightly flirty comments on these guys' profiles. You know like, "Hey Bobby! I like the music on your profile! It's perfect for when I masturbate to your photos!"

Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Cartoon: Hot chick at the bar "protected" by her super fat friend
It's like the drunk hot chick is the quarterback and her friend is the 800 pound offensive lineman...

"Me So Horny" Video Mash-Up! (You've Never Seen Dancing like this! :)
You gotta see this!

Cartoon: Should you wear white at your wedding?
When a girl wears white at her wedding she's taking a chance because...

Dating Advice Video: How can I stop being clingy and needy in relationships?
Stop tracking her IP address and checking her email and hiring a private investigator and implanting a GPS chip in her left butt cheek. You're being a scrotum. Because a scrotum is a "nut case."

Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Cartoon: Is this a good excuse to be speeding?
I think the officer agreed with me. :)

My Pen!s has Leadership Abilities
My pen!s has leadership abilities. Where it points, I follow. Even if I KNOW I shouldn't, I always listen to my pen!s. It's very convincing.

My pen!s is not very talkative. I'd say it's the strong, silent type.

So I got to thinking, with my pen!s having all this leadership ability, what if my pen!s ran for President of the United States of America!

It wouldn't be the first time we had a d!ck-head in charge!

Dating Advice Video: "My boyfriend of 4 months is ignoring my calls!"
How can I explain the status of your relationship in a gentle way?... Well, let me first tell you some of my random thoughts...

This guy on the bus was taking up two seats so I said move OVER.

In a fraction, the numerator is OVER the denominator.

If I wore my UNDERwear on the outside, I guess it'd be called OVERwear.

Girls have OVER-eez.

Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Cartoon: The Senior Class Penis Painting Prank
The principal was outraged! She's yelling...

Dating Advice: "What are ways to meet guys at the gym?"
Be subtle. Say this to the guy you like, "Gosh, you are all sweaty! Would you like me to wipe the sweat off your glistening muscles? With my boobies? ...Why am I inside the men's locker room? Um..."

Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

HogWild for President! God Bless HELP America! :)
I will surround myself with people with EXPERTISE in their field to advise me.

Secretary of Defense: A man with a lot of experience defending our way of life. He has personally battled Iranian Sheiks, Russian Bolsheviks, and even taken on a Giant, that's right I'm appointing Hulk Hogan.

Secretary of Giving Hope to those with little Talent: Brooke Hogan

Department of Labor: Sarah Palin. She doesn't know much about anything else, but she KNOWS about labor! Either she or someone in her family is ALWAYS pregnant!

Dating Advice: "Should I try to get my ex back or should I move on?"
Sometimes the reasons for breaking-up are insurmountable such as:

- You don't get along.
- You don't have trust for each other.
- You aren't attracted to each other any more on any level.
- You called out the wrong name while making love... to his brother.

NOTE: Saying the RIGHT name while riding the romance-rod of the WRONG guy does NOT count for partial credit.

Comic: "I was talking to this girl at the bar and she was being a real biznatch..."
She gives me attitude like...

VIDEO: Halloween Fight! (with Jesus)
This dude dressed as Jesus was talking sh!t!

VIDEO: Sexiest Halloween Costumes for Girls + WARNING: These Costumes will C*ck-Block You!
Aaarrrg! I'd sure like to plunder YOUR booty! Will your costume c*ck-block you?

Your HogWild Halloween HORRORscope
* Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

You will soon come into a good deal of money. Spend it wisely. Or not. Doesn't matter. Because you're about to be skinned alive by flesh-eating zombies.

* Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

Today is your day to shine. Mostly because you'll be lit on fire.

VIDEO: Evil Halloween Pranks to Play on Children
You read my article, now see the video! Mwu-HA HA HA! Get those little brats!!! :)

Funny Pics: Halloween in Hollywood
Celebrities go Hollyween!

Cartoon: "I'm not sure if I have a ghost in my apartment or..."
if next door a loud old man is having an orgasm...

Dating Advice Video: "Does this guy like me or not?!!"
He likes you. But he's BUSY! He's a freakin' rugby player! He has all sorts of things to do! Games and practices and meetings and traveling and binge drinking... Plus all those other girls he's boinking.

Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Cartoon: Mixed Signals
My friend was complaining to me that the guy she likes is sending her MIXED SIGNALS...

World Series Prediction: Tampa Bay Wins! Florida Retirees Riot! Overturn Walkers, Set Fire to their Wheelchairs!
If Tampa Bay wins, then in the clubhouse they should shake up a big bottle of Florida’s favorite celebration beverage and drench the manager with all that prune juice!

Dating Advice Video: "I think my really good friend likes me and I like him. But he has a girlfriend."
Here's what you should do...

Get him.

Get him like a cat gets her mouse.

Get him like a college boy gets his beer.

Get him like a BEER gets his college boy in bed with a college girl who gets more beer than exercise.

Cartoon: I Hate Politicians Because...
I saw a kid whose mom dressed him in a shirt that said, "I HEART Ronald Reagan"...

Dating Advice: "Does this guy really like me or is he just a flirt?"
A guy will ask you out when he is attracted to you AND he thinks you will say yes.

Let him know that you like him WITHOUT straight-up telling him.

HOW TO LET A GUY KNOW YOU LIKE HIM
- compliment him
- touch his arm when you speak
- be interested in his conversation
- jump on his face and ride it like it's bumper cars

Cartoon: "I'm a New Yorker and I can always tell who the tourists are because..."
...on the subway they are the ONLY people who are...

Dating Advice: "My boyfriend would rather play video games and hang out with his friends than spend time with me."
He's treating you like you're nothing more than a parking garage for his pen!s. Do you want to be a pen!s parking spot?

Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

HOG'O'WEEN! Every Kid's Worst Nightmare! (Evil Halloween Pranks to play on Bratty Children)
When kids knock on my door yelling trick or treat, I yell back in their face, "TRICK!"

Then I pull a rabbit out of a hat!

Then I pull a knife on the rabbit and demand all the kids' candy or else the cute little bunny gets it!

Then I take...

Cartoon: "A bunch of thugs with weapons surrounded me..."
A true story from my childhood.

Dating Advice: "My boyfriend is too involved with his ex-girlfriend -- who is also his Aunt."
(VIDEO + TEXT) Guys you'd be better off dating than this scummy dude:

- a used car salesmen who strangles baby ducks as a hobby
- an unemployed but loyal fat guy with a unibrow
- A guy who is cheating on you with his sister but at least he's rich

Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

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