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The MP3 you will get is the HOGWILD original song parody of Jessie's Girl, CHESTY GIRL.

To entice you further, here are some of the lyrics for my song:

I play along like I'm okay, even tho I could iron clothes on her breasts
Jessie is nice, but I need a girl with some fruit
A bra with cantalopes, oranges, big enough to make me salute

Then she looks at me with those eyes
And I say honey, your thorax is just too bony
I need jiggly jugs, jumping and joslting to make me ho'ny

chorus
ya know I wish I had a Chesty Girl, I wish I had a Chesty Girl
With big bouncing bazooms and not on a chick that's fat
Like a chesty girl, wish I had a Chesty Girl
Where can I find a woman?
Where can I find a woman whose stacked?

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