Best of HogWild's FUNNY CHATS

From time to time HogWild will log on to various Chats, mostly regarding subjects he knows little or nothing about.  So in an effort to proclaim his stupidity, we present to you another inane conversation with HogWild.

Im buried in the ocean floor...: lol wow dude ur random
HogWild: i know. its because i havea short attention span. plus i really
like animals

HogWild: i want to rent a puppy
HogWild: bc i cant have one in my apartment but i would totally pay like
25 cents to pet it
Im buried in the ocean floor...: awww
Im buried in the ocean floor...: i want a puppy so bad
HogWild: puppies rule!
Im buried in the ocean floor...: i could use flowers, chocolate, and a puppy
HogWild: maybe you should get a chocolate puppy with a collar made of
flowers
HogWild: i used to have a puppy
Im buried in the ocean floor...: maybe if i ever get a job again i will buy one
HogWild: but it got stung by bees
Im buried in the ocean floor...: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
HogWild: yeah, that would be cool
HogWild: i know it was sad
HogWild: because it's little eyes got all swollen
HogWild: and then it ran around like crazy because it was hurting
Im buried in the ocean floor...: stop that makes me want to cry
HogWild: and it got hit by a car
Im buried in the ocean floor...: NO
Im buried in the ocean floor...: !!!!!
HogWild: and then a bus full of church people on their way to atlantic city
Im buried in the ocean floor...: ..aww im gnna start crying
HogWild: i know it was so awful
HogWild: i cried for like 2 weeks in a row
HogWild: but its okay now
HogWild: i know Freeto is in doggy heaven
Im buried in the ocean floor...: im so incredibly sorry now i feel like a jerk
HogWild: and sometimes i kiss his little picture
HogWild: why? no!
Im buried in the ocean floor...: yes
HogWild: no no no no no
Im buried in the ocean floor...: becuz i was all feeling sorry for my stupid ass

Once again HogWild makes someone feel better by making them feel worse!

 

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