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From time to time HogWild will log on to various Chats, mostly regarding subjects he knows little or nothing about.  So in an effort to proclaim his stupidity, we present to you another inane conversation with HogWild.

 

HogWild as Sherwood, in a room for regular normal, hearing-people . . .

<Sherwood> hi

<Sherwood> how are you?

<Sherwood> i like fishing, baseball, and and old video games

<Sherwood> i also like corn

<Saw1> hi

<Saw1> good and stoned

<Sherwood> so you're trizzed right now?

<Sherwood> weed or what?

<Saw1> what's your a/s/l?

<Saw1> not really

<Sherwood> age: 23 sex: whatever hand is free location: the media mecca of the midwest Dayton, O-hi-o

<Saw1> not really tired

<Sherwood> so you're NOT stoned, just faking it

<Saw1> where you from and you f or m

<Sherwood> so you're PRETENDING to have slower relflexes and have the munchies?

<Sherwood> i just answered you

<Sherwood> dayton ohio, male

<Sherwood> very male

<Sherwood> so male, that i could be a one-way sign

<Sherwood> so do you like footbal

<Sherwood> basketball?

<Sherwood> Korn?

<Sherwood> Ballet?

<Saw1> I'm male

<Sherwood> cool

<Sherwood> males rule!

<Sherwood> female are wack

<Saw1> I LOVE FEMALE

<Sherwood> i mean they're good for cooking and stuff

<Sherwood> no dude

<Saw1> hehe

<Sherwood> if males had boobies i'd marry a man

<Saw1> and I'm damn stoned right now

<Sherwood> on what?

<Sherwood> glue sitck?

<Saw1> from weed

<Sherwood> rolled up lettuce?

<Sherwood> that funky green stuff?

<Sherwood> did you smoke it or suck it thru a bong?

<Saw1> jamica red hair

<Sherwood> but like jamaican's dont have red hair

<Sherwood> strange...

<Sherwood> so you got da ganga

<Saw1> that's weed name

<Sherwood> so you get stoned a lot

<Sherwood> like every day or every weekend or what?

<Saw1> just sometime not everyday

<Sherwood> like once a week

<Saw1> mostly weekend

<Sherwood> ever get stoned in class...

<Saw1> sometime on week if i get stressed

<Saw1> yeah

<Saw1> but had eye drop anyway

<Sherwood> so smoking this herbal remedy relieves the stress of homework and book reports

<Sherwood> you cant deal with book reports?

<Sherwood> so you think that if that Egypt-Air dude rolled up a doobie, he would have chilled out and not crashed that plane?

<Saw1> wait

<Saw1> I'm 23

<Saw1> I'm no kid

<Sherwood> oh

<Sherwood> are you in college?

<Sherwood> or working?

<Saw1> no

<Saw1> working full time

<Sherwood> do you go to raves?

<Saw1> go college next winter

<Sherwood> what kind of work do you do?

<Saw1> raves?

<Sherwood> cool

<Sherwood> what school?

<Sherwood> ITT tech?

<Saw1> oh

<Saw1> no just local college

<Sherwood> ok

<Sherwood> cool

<Sherwood> what will you study?

<Saw1> to be teacher for the deaf

<Sherwood> wow

<Sherwood> you must have a family member or friend that is deaf?

<Sherwood> or are you deaf?

<Saw1> I am

<Sherwood> oh ok

<Sherwood> so you know sign language?

<Saw1> of course cause I'm deaf

<Sherwood> whenever i see deaf people i think they're talking about me

<Sherwood> bc they make secret hand gestures that i dont understand

<Sherwood> do you deaf people like to make fun of us hearing people?

<Saw1> hehehe

<Saw1> no

<Sherwood> oh, cuz us hearing people make fun of deaf people

<Sherwood> just thought id let you know

<Sherwood> I mean, i personaly dont

<Sherwood> but some mean people do

<Sherwood> they think you talk funny

<Sherwood> but then again, so do people from Minnesota...

<Sherwood> can you speak?

<Sherwood> did you ever have your hearing?

<Saw1> we (deaf people) don't make fun with hearing people

<Sherwood> were you always deaf?

<Saw1> i can talk a little bit but hearing sometime when something is really loud that make you go deaf

<Saw1> yeah deaf since I'm in womb

<Sherwood> oh ok

<Sherwood> why?

<Sherwood> did your mom drink during pregnancy?

<Saw1> it's natural

<Saw1> no

<Sherwood> oh ok

<Saw1> my mom don't do drugs or drink nothing

<Saw1> it's in my family gene

<Sherwood> bc i saw this dude who was born without ears

<Sherwood> oh ok

<Saw1> damn!

<Sherwood> yeah it was messed up

<Sherwood> dude couldnt even wear glasses

<Sherwood> so do you listen to music

<Sherwood> like feel it and stuff?

<Saw1> yeah

<Sherwood> so whats you favorite group?

<Sherwood> what music do you like?

<Saw1> i like country and rap

<Sherwood> ok i can understand rap, bc you can feel the beats

<Sherwood> but why country

<Sherwood> you cant hear them whining about their lost pick up trucks!

<Saw1> LOL

<Sherwood> really, why?

<Sherwood> do you like garth brooks?

<Sherwood> best country dude is tim mcgraw

<Saw1> yeah

<Sherwood> he rules

<Sherwood> country and rap ay?

<Saw1> yea

<Sherwood> so do you wear your cowboy hats backwards

<Sherwood> baggy jeans and timberland cowboy boots

<Saw1> i dont' wear hats

<Saw1> I'm bald

<Sherwood> a big gold chain that says "Jeff Gordon" ?

<Sherwood> you're bald too

<Saw1> yeah

<Sherwood> genetic or shaved look

<Saw1> shaved

<Sherwood> oh ok

<Sherwood> 'bout to say the big man didnt deal you too many aces

<Sherwood> so do you date other deaf bims?

<Sherwood> or do hearing chicks dig you?

<Sherwood> come to think of it, i wouldnt mind being deaf

<Saw1> I'm just a player

<Sherwood> bc then i wouldnt be able to hear my bim NAG!

<Saw1> hehee

<Saw1> gotta go now

<Sherwood> so since you're deaf, do you ever stick forks in your ear just to freak people out?

C'mon, that WOULD be freaky.  He like jabs a pencil in his ear, the crowd gasps, but he doesn't care because he already can't hear!  How cool! 

<Sherwood> that would be cool

<Sherwood> nice chatting with you

<Sherwood> later

and thus HogWild (as Sherwood Schwartz) manages to piss off another Deaf Person!

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