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I like to go on
and talk about subjects I know little or
nothing about. Spy
in on this real chat I had where we talk about
farts, bad boyfriends, and
really really bad
and how Ohio sucks.
ADAM: ohio in the house
HogWild: ohio stinks!
HogWild: i lived in ohio, nyc now
ADAM: you stink puuuuuuuuuu
HogWild: it was so boring it made go into a coma
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: im guessin im the only one from Uk here.. lol
Steve: im from the uk too
HogWild: adam, where is rittman?
ADAM: <----------farts agian
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: wooo im not alone. .
HogWild: dude why are you farting so much?
ADAM: near cleveland
HogWild: what did you eat?
HogWild: i used to live in cleveland
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: **puts peg back on nose**
Ben: hog wild, go die somewhere, ohio is a kick ass place to live
HogWild: but i never heard of rittman
HogWild: ben, i would rather die in NYC than live in ohio
ADAM: small town
Ben: then go do it
HogWild: shut up ben
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: fight fight fight
Nothing beats a chat
HogWild: adam is cool
HogWild: and he's from ohio
HogWild: nothing against the people
HogWild: just that the place is not the most exciting
ADAM: i am kool
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: adam farts a lot too.. lol
HogWild: lots of applebees
[ABK]Gavan: I don't like Ohio no offense...
HogWild: farting is cool
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: farting is funny
[ABK]Gavan: if youre a moron...
ADAM: i know
HogWild: no dude farting is awesome
HogWild: we all have to do it
HogWild: so why not be the best at it!
If there was a trophy
for farting, my dad would have melted it.
It would be some
golden trophy guy holding up a wreath and the wreath turns brown. Then
the trophy guy doubles over in agony.
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: well i guess im a
ADAM: i do it a lot
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: everyone does it...
HogWild: adam, seriously what do you eat?
[ABK]Gavan: no I mean if you find it funny its idiotic
HogWild: you must drink a lot of milk
HogWild: that makes sense
HogWild: you know what makes me fart?
HogWild: hot girls
HogWild: i get all nervous inside and it makes me gassy
HogWild: it's like sabotage against myself
ADAM: just let it rip
HogWild: sic puppy babeT is making me fart
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: wooooo lol
NOTE TO MY GIRLFRIEND: I love you. I love you. I love you. I was just joking. Please
stop squinting your eyes and making fists.
Ben: wow, that sucks
HogWild: the only place not to fart is on an elevator. then you get off
and leave everyone in your funk dust
ADAM: fart and run
ADAM: i do that
HogWild: the fart and run is not cool
[ABK]Gavan: anyone hear about that car crash that killed all those kids?
HogWild: it's like drive-by
HogWild: very gangsta
HogWild: car crash?
HogWild: that's a serious topic
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: my friend used to try and hold his farts..
HogWild: but not as serious as farting on an airplane
ADAM: not good
HogWild: never hold em in!!
HogWild: holding in your farts is dangerous
HogWild: it can lead to tooth decay
HogWild: the ONLY time to hold in a fart is during sex
HogWild: because you dont want the girl to run away screaming
HogWild: but one time i COULDNT hold it
HogWild: i farted during a bj
HogWild: but she was a soldier
HogWild: she kept going
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: ewwwww
ADAM: kill the mood
HogWild: i know
HogWild: it was awful
HogWild: i felt really bad
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: lmao
HogWild: sic puppy, you live in a place called shoreditch?
HogWild: is that the name for real?
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: yep
HogWild: oh my god!
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: its a sh!t hole..hahaha
HogWild: they REALLY dont want anyone to visit!
ADAM: i am gonna go for culinary
HogWild: in america we have a city with the NICKNAME shoreditch
[ABK]Gavan: I like my computer class I have... I just use it to assault
the school's network...
Why does every dork
who goes into computer science have the ultimate goal of hacking into
their school's computers? You're talented. Do something worthwhile!
You don't see this
with other talents. Does the college baseball team dream of hitting
baseballs through the school's windows?
HogWild: adam, you are going to be a
HogWild: holy crap!
HogWild: youre going to be farting in my food!
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: ahaha
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: 1 good thing tho....i
live near the west end and city
of london woooo
HogWild: oh your near london, sweet
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: in London
HogWild: i loved the episode of married with children when they go to
london and upper uncton
HogWild: and Mr bean rules!
Ben: never seen that
HogWild: and so does benny hill
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: London sucks..
HogWild: because it always rains and the people have smelly teeth?
ADAM: like farting
Ben: lol benny hill
HogWild: benny hill was the breast!
HogWild: i mean the best
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: i just dont really like london
HogWild: no, i mean the breast
HogWild: he always had hot babes
HogWild: WHY dont you like london
HogWild: did someone from london steal your luggage?
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: lol no
ADAM: i am hot
HogWild: adam IS hot. hot like a juicy fart
vicky: thats fukin stinker
HogWild: hot steamy caramel fart
HogWild: well i guess london is no shoreditch
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: most of my friends dont live in london no more.. so
im all alone..
HogWild: oh thats why
HogWild: that makes sense
HogWild: where did they all move to? akron?
HogWild: why didnt you go with them?
HogWild: did they leave you because you kept stealing their boyfriends?
HogWild: or their peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: pfft.. their bfs suck lmao
ADAM: i am hungry
HogWild: adam, dont eat
HogWild: you will only fart it out
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: they r all twats that think they can hit on any girl
even when they have girlfriends
HogWild: oh yeah thats slimy
Ben: i hit on girls and i can't get a g/f
HogWild: if you have a gf you shouldn't hit on other girls
HogWild: while your gf is looking
HogWild: HA HA H!
HogWild: just kidding
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: hahahaha
HogWild: no thats bad
[ABK]Gavan: You said "Twat"
HogWild: why be in a relationship if you want to mess with other girls?
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: my so called ex-boyfriend was a twat. lmao.
HogWild: why not just be single?
HogWild: your ex was twat?
Ben: twat did u say?
HogWild: does that make you a lesbian?
Ben: i cunt hear you
Ben: i have an ear infucktion
HogWild: why do you go out with twats?
HogWild: was he the only boy un your math class or something?
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: he kept flirting with my best friend.. while i was
HogWild: there are plenty of cool guys out there
HogWild: oooh thats messed up!
HogWild: thats terrible
ADAM: kool lesbian get on the pool table
HogWild: he's supposed to make you feel special
HogWild: now you should kick him in the nuts
HogWild: what did you say to him?
********** at 8:59 PM harleygirl_666 enters the room
Ben: my brother has a harley, wanna have
HogWild: nice line ben
********** at 9:00 PM harleygirl_666 left the room
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: I told him to get lost and screw himself. woo lmao
Ben: i hate people with no sense of humor
HogWild: girls love it when you ask for sex in the 1st 3 seconds
[ABK]Gavan: Its "I want to make sex with you please and thank you"
HogWild: so you left him right away?
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: yep..
HogWild: thats very strong of you
Ben: i made a connection which is the 1st step in picking someone up
Call and Return: so its nice shoes wanna screw?
HogWild: but did you kick him in the nuts?
Ben: like, I like tea!
ADAM: so do i
[ABK]Gavan: Nice weather today! Lets have sex!
HogWild: HA HA AH!
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: he didnt like it when i spoke to guys online or face
to face.. stupid d!ckhead mwhahaha
HogWild: i was laughing at adam
HogWild: bc i think ben's pickup line accidentally worked on him
HogWild: oh and he was jealous, too?
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: so im single again.. woooo
HogWild: what a great combination!
Call and Return: no its do u have a mirror in ur back pocket
Ben: I SAID I LIKE TEA
[ABK]Gavan: Me so horny, me love you long time!
Call and Return: cuz i swear i can see myself in ur pants
ADAM: so do i i like tea too
HogWild: tea makes adam fart
ŠSic Puppy BabeŠT: haha
ADAM: i drink it a lot
HogWild: yeah, i bet
What did we learn?
Don't hit on other
bims in front of your bim. Pick-up lines don't work in bars, in church,
or in chat rooms. And Ohio sucks.
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