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From time to time HogWild will log on to various Chats, mostly regarding subjects he knows little or nothing about.  So in an effort to proclaim his stupidity, we present to you another inane conversation with HogWild.

 

In a room for Quebec people . . .

Everyone is speaking French so I felt left out. So this nub messages me privately to defend Quebecian women. I am the one nicknamed Sherwood.

<rob21> it's only in FRANCE that women don't shave their pits you american twit

<Sherwood> ok

<Sherwood> relax, i wasnt insulting your girlfriend

<Sherwood> so why does Quebec speak french and the rest of canada speak english?

<rob21> you wouldn't be able to HANDLE a real quebecoise

<Sherwood> who cares

<Sherwood> what are you talking about

<rob21> it's a long story dude

<Sherwood> not really

<rob21> history

<Sherwood> canada was founded by France and the UK

<Sherwood> the french somehow never gave up control of Quebec

<rob21> good!

<Sherwood> but you'd think all of quebec would speak english by now

<Sherwood> and not hold onto french

<rob21> wrong!

<Sherwood> like in the US

<Sherwood> the Louisianna Purchase

<Sherwood> they dont speak french down there

<Sherwood> they can barely speak english

<rob21> well some of us want to do everything we can to avoid becoming like americans

<Sherwood> so why does Quebec hold onto its french roots

<Sherwood> why havent they assimilated?

<Sherwood> and whats wrong with Americans

<Sherwood> do you not eat at McDonalds?

<Sherwood> do you not drink coca-cola?

<rob21> ask these questions on the channel, I'm sure you'll get some good answers

<Sherwood> do you not enjoy the protection of the greatest military power since the Roman Empire?

<rob21> pff je te crois po t'es pas un vrai Americain, tu blagues

<rob21> tu m'a entendu cave? JE TE CROIS PAS!!!

<Sherwood> tu m'a entendu cave?

Then there is a long period where he does not respond

<Sherwood> you disappoint me man

<Sherwood> see Canadians are never up for a fight

<Sherwood> its your French roots

<Sherwood> put down your guns and cry

<rob21> hah!! that is f***ing priceless

<Sherwood> you know I'm right

<rob21> come up here and fight with some real man

<Sherwood> you and Chamberlain

<rob21> you can't even drink real beer for f***'s sake

<Sherwood> All the REAL canadian men died on Flander's Field

<rob21> Your Beer SUCKS!

<Sherwood> hows THAT for history

<Sherwood> see you dont even know about that

<Sherwood> so you revert to beer

<Sherwood> but frenchys dont drink beer

<rob21> you are an idiot

ok he’s right, but that’s not the point . . .

<Sherwood> so go crush some grapes and sip your wine

<rob21> of course I know who chamberlain is

<Sherwood> and dont forget to lift your pinky

<rob21> good god

<rob21> this isn't FRANCE you loser

<Sherwood> Quebec is the BOOTLEG France

and thus HogWild (as Sherwood Schwartz) manages to piss off another Nationality!

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