Brokeback Mountain: Like any weepy, melodramatic Hollywood love story ever made, this movie is so, so, so totally gay.

KING KONG:  OK big guy, you’re obviously upset. But I really need to know: is this anger more howling/chest-thumping or pooping/flinging?

HOSTEL: Quentin Tarantino presents the most graphic blood-soaked horror film in recent memory. But you know what’s really scary?

Meeting a hot girl while backpacking through Europe... but when you go back to your place to
make out--you’re stuck sharing a room with drunken Australians, a snoring Samoan and a French college student who won’t shut up about how Pulp Fiction is really a metaphor for American imperialism.

GLORY ROAD: The inspiring true story of the underdog Texas Western basketball team -— with history's first all African-American starting five-- who go on to win the 1966 NCAA tournament.

A sequel is set to be released in 2072. It's the inspiring true story of the underdog Texas Western basketball team -- history’s first all non-African-Amerian starting five -- to win the NCAA tournament since 1966.