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HogWild's Lindsay Lohan News

Lindsay Lohan News and Jokes

by HogWild

Bulimia has boosted Lindsay Lohan's acting career in unexpected ways. In fact just last week she got a call back for a new Halloween movie. She plays the skeleton.

Lindsay Lohan admits to Vanity Fair that began using drugs "a little," but adds quickly, "I've gotten that out of my system... but thankfully today's drugs are longer-lasting and stay in your system."

Doctors say the bulimic Lindsay Lohan would be DEAD… if not for the
personal care of certain influential film producers who kept her nourished with their “protein shakes.”

Cheaper by the Dozen 2. The movie title actually refers to the pay-rate of these formerly respected actors.

Did you Know? Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire was originally titled, " Harry Potter and the Soon-to-be-Forgotten Child Actors discover J.K. Rowling’s Overflowing Goblet of Money"

MUNICH. From the rise of the Nazis to murdered Olympic athletes--not exactly the most fun city on earth. The Munich Board of Tourism gives this movie 0 stars.

Memoirs of a Geisha. A little pancake makeup turns these prostitutes into prosti-cutes!

Brokeback Mountain
Director Ang Lee follows up his box-office hit “Hulk” with a story of
love that knows no bounds. You wouldn’t like to see these part-time
gays get angry! Critics agree: MOVIE MAKE HULK CRY! HULK SMASH HOMOPHOBIA! PUNY HUMANS! SMASH!

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