* President Bush’s Job Approval Rating is so low…
He got a pep talk from Larry Brown, coach of the last place New York Knicks.

* Favorite American TV show: the high quality drama American Idol
Favorite American Food: greasy McDonalds
No wonder President Bush's approval rating is only 34%!

Americans are so hard to satisfy!

* BUSH APPROVAL RATING SINKS TO 34%
So? It doesn't matter!
He's already:
* Won his 2nd term
* Appointed the Supreme Court he wanted
* And despite knowing many Americans are not open to the idea, the Democrats will nominate a woman, ensuring Republicans another Presidential victory.

So at this point Bush can do whatever he wants:
* He can act all goofy and pretend to be an air force pilot!
* His can spy on American citizens!
* He can go on vacation at his ranch while Osama bin Laden is still out on the loose!

Oh wait… He’s ALREADY done those things.  Mission Accomplished!