Why can't Lindsay Lohan keep a secret?

Because she's always spilling her guts!

Analogy Time. Food is to Lindsay Lohan's stomach....as her "Herbie" movie is to theaters.

Lindsay Lohan Was Not Covering Up Bulimia Problem! She really WAS just watching her carbs... as they poured out her throat and into the toilet.

From a C to a B to an A
Lindsay Lohan would be on the Academic Honor Roll if only her shrinking bra size was her grades!

Bush Admits Problems with War. Lohan admits Problems with Bulimia.
In related news, Winter admits being Cold.

Lindsay Lohan Admits Bulimia
She's puking?
We're the ones who have to listen to her music!

Lindsay Lohan relates that she was especially skinny hosting Saturday Night Live. Tina Fey and Lorne Michaels sat her down, literally before taping and said, "We care about you too much to let you do this to yourself. Don't throw it all away, because you're very talented."

It's jokes like these that keep SNL so fresh through the years.

Lindsay Lohan Admits Bulimia. Cites Stress of Show Business Competition.

Hey Lindsay, here's a crazy way to beat the competition... practice! Practice singing and acting! Puking can only get you so far in Hollywood. Eventually you'll have to swallow. Just ask Paris Hilton.