* Coming this Summer… Brad and Angelina Baby, Part 3. This time… it’s biological.

* An ultrasound of the 5 month old Pitt-Jolie baby has been placed on ebay.com. Within minutes it was purchased by Michael Jackson.

* This 3rd Jolie-Pitt baby was also adopted from a small crabbing village… known as Angelina’s vagina.

* With the perfect Brad Pitt - Angelina Jolie baby coming, the founding fathers of the film industry can now rest peacefully in their graves.

Because their dream of the Master Race has begun! Heil Hollywood! Heil Hollywood!

* Like most new mothers, Angelina Jolie is nervous about childbirth. To make her feel more comfortable, the doctors promised to deliver her baby; load it onto a cargo plane; and let her adopt it back from the third world.

* Angelina and Brad are happy, but like any couple they have their little misunderstandings.

For example, while at home watching a movie together, Brad suggested they order Chinese. So Angelina called the Beijing Orphanage.