* Bush Defends Spying Program As 'Necessary' to Protect Americans. Hey, if spying on your own people was good enough for the Communist Government in the U.S.S.R., then it's good enough for me!

* Bush Admits to Spying on Citizens.
Paris Hilton: The President is spying on us?! That's not fair! If he wants to see me naked, he has to download the video like everyone else!


Running out of countries, President bush invades privacy. I went to www.whitehouse.gov and my computer became infected with Spyware! I guess that's President Bush's way of "protecting" me from terrorists!