The more things change, the more they stay the same-except for my high school buddy Turk, he underwent a major surgerical operation and changed his name to Yolanda.
By popular demand, I will no longer groom my bellybutton at the dinner table.I eat MC's and leave their bones in a pile/And I got more kids on my jock than a Pedophile... WORD!Help Hog buy new pants, shop at the Bodega.

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