The more things change, the more they stay the same-except for my high school buddy Turk, he underwent a major surgerical operation and changed his name to Yolanda.
By popular demand, I will no longer groom my bellybutton at the dinner table.I eat MC's and leave their bones in a pile/And I got more kids on my jock than a Pedophile... WORD!Help Hog buy new pants, shop at the Bodega.

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Hi, I'm Theodore-- the openly homosexual newscaster for Hog-Wild!

 Check out the Top 100 selling CD's!  Note: Any purchase of Yanni or John Tesh will forfeit your right to ever again enter this website.Check out the Top 100 selling CD's!  Note: Any purchase of Yanni or John Tesh will forfeit your right to ever again enter this website.Check out the Top 100 selling CDs! Theodore prefers Old Spice.

The News is transcribed from Theodore's newscast 1 day after it airs on the HogWild! Netcast.

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Sandler introduces 34 new names for his Penis!  Groundbreaking!Buy the New Adam Sandler CD! Listen to clips from Creed's new CD!Get the New Creed CD! Grab the new LIVE Cd featuring the Hit Song, "When Dolphins Cry."Grab the New Live CD!  It'll make Bims think you're *sensitive* The New Dilbert!Be King of your Cubicle-- get Dilbert!      

 

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