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Funny Rants: USC Cheerleaders: "2,4,6,8, Try Not to M@sturbate!"

Funny Rants: The Homeless Wedding

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Funny Rants: Day 6 of Not Touching Myself

Funny Rants: Day 5 of Not Touching Myself

Funny Rants: Tough Call: Should I Watch the NHL Playoffs or Take a Nap?

Funny Rants: Day 4 of Not Touching Myself

Funny Rants: Day 3 of Not Touching Myself

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Funny Rants: Pamela Anderson Without Make-up vs. Pamela Anderson With Make-Up

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Funny Rants: Bonds vs. Aaron & Fantasy Baseball vs. Your Woman

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Funny Rants: Dressed to Kilt A Scottish Lingerie Show

Funny Rants: March MILF Madness! The Taking it Like a Championship Round!

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Funny Rants: Lindsay "No Panties" Lohan to be Celebrity Cheerleader at NCAA Final Four... Expected to Improve TV Ratings, Not Expected to Improve Smell of Arena

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Funny Rants: NCAA Basketball Tournament Interrupted by Vicious Dog Fart

Funny Rants: 13 Common Myths of St. Patrick's Day

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Funny Rants: Yao Ming's Sneakers Manufactured by American School Children + Incredibly 100% Accurate NCAA Tournament Predictions

Funny Rants: Cindy Jackson: The World's Most Technologically Advanced Woman

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Funny Rants: A Crazy Thing Happened to Me at the Bar While Trying to Pick up Chicks

Funny Rants: Tyra Banks & Charles Barkley Sex Tape to Spice Up Slow Sports Month

Funny Rants: Soldier Back Home in Bronx, Misses Luxury of Afghanistan

Funny Rants: World's Craziest Fashions

Funny Rants: Tommy Morrison: Boxing's Great White Dope + Horse Jockey Boxing

Funny Rants: HogWild Presents... The Bootleg Oscar Awards

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Funny Rants: Top 10 Stupid Lawsuits of All-Time

Funny Rants: Shocking News: Former WNBA Player Announces she is Heterosexual

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Funny Rants: Super Bowl: What will be more Entertaining, the Commercials or the Game?

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Funny Rants: President Bush on American Idol

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Funny Rants: American Idol Returns: Jewel is still J@ck-Off Material, Perla Meneses is the Bootleg Shakira

Funny Rants: Olympic Medalist Rainer Schoenfelder loses Bet: Skis N@ked. Ensuing Laughter Causes Avalanche.

Funny Rants: CES: Bill Gates Reveals "Bedroom of the Future"

Funny Rants: The Apple iPhone: Awesome or Awful?

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Funny Rants: President Bush to Star as Yogi Bear in New Cartoon

Funny Rants: An Open Letter the Stupid B!tch Who C0ck-Blocked Me Last Night

Funny Rants: Carmelo Anthony Fights like a Girl, Nate Robinson Fights like a Frog

Funny Rants: My Idiot Uncle Tells the Story of Christmas

Funny Rants: Test your Holiday Smarts with the HogWild Christmas Quiz

Funny Rants: Britney Spears Sings Her Slutty Version of Jingle Bells

Funny Rants: Drunk Santa Answers Your Letters

Funny Rants: Allen Iverson: The Best Player Nobody Wants

Funny Rants: Osama Bin Laden's Annual Al-Qaeda Anti-Christmas Party

Funny Rants: Drug Bust: "Gingerbread Man Totally Baked" & Other Stupid Christmas TV Specials

Funny Rants: Taco Bell President Announces New Taco Bell E. Coli Game

Funny Rants: Lindsay Lohan Remixes "White Christmas" to Express her Love of Cocaine

Funny Rants: Jocks vs. Geeks: BCS College Football

Funny Rants: HogWild's Tips for Not Humiliating Yourself at the Office Holiday Party

Funny Raats: New York City is 1st City to Ban Trans Fats, Now What Other Unhealthy Things are Next to be Banned in NYC?

Funny Rants: Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan Spread Christmas Cheer, if Christmas Cheer was a Synonym for Legs

Funny Rants: Who is the Hottest Bond Girl of All-Time?

Funny Rants: Football Player De'Cody Fagg: My Imaginary Interview

Funny Rants: The Future of the NFL... Fat Chicks

Funny Rants: The Bruce Lee Theme Park

Funny Rants: Kramer is a racist! Which other beloved TV characters are closet hate-mongers?

Funny Rants: NFL Thanksgiving Football vs. Barbra Streisand & The Lifetime Network

Funny Rants: President Bush Tells Story of 1st Thanksgiving: Pilgrims vs. Terrorist Turkeys

Funny Rants: O.J. Simpson to star in New Reality Show: The Flavor of O.J.

Funny Rants: HogWild Ways to Improve Girlie Golf

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Funny Rants: I miss my old leathery balls. Why the NBA's new balls stink.

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Funny Rants: President Bush's Message to Democrats

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Funny Rants: Cowboys Coach Finds Rat in McDonald's Salad

Funny Rants: Nerd Murder! Dungeons & Dragons Dork Slays Co-Worker in Mystic Forest of Cubicles

Funny Rants: HogWild Halloween Stories + What Your Halloween Costume Reveals about Your Secret Desires

Funny Rants: My Best Halloween Ever: Naughty School Girl S*x, The Forbidden Zone and uh, Fabio

Funny Rants: How to Carve a Paris Hilton Halloween Jack-O-Lantern

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Funny Rants: Halloween Special: World's Scariest Looking Women

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Funny Rants: 300 Millionth American Born

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Funny Rants: Better than the iPod... it's the hogPod! The ultimate HogWild portable device!

Funny Rants: Athletes + Str!p Clubs = Felony Charges.  And 10 Amazing Ways for the NBA to Clean up its Image

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Mark Foley Jokes! P*rvert Congressman Attempts Backdoor Legislation

Celebrate World Teacher Day with My True Twisted Teaching Stories

Betting Odds: Who is Seducing Your 13 Year Old Son?

Merry Yom Kippur! World's Hottest JILFs!

Best Cities to Live in for Various Categories You May Not Have Previously Considered Important

HogWild Wrestles the Dog

HogWild's Tips for a Great Relationship "Never hold a grudge. Hold a hammer. It's a lot more intimidating."

Pope Bloopers! Sure, the Pope accidentally insulted 1 billion Muslims, but he's made some other hilarious errors, too!

When TV Shows Morph into Other TV Shows Every commercial break, those coffee-drinking old broads from The View turn the show into The Amazing Race.

Pope P!sses Off Muslims! Let's Settle it with an Old School Rap Battle!

Tiger Teed Off! Gets Golf Balls in a Twist over Topless Photos of Wife

Man Rejects World's 1st Pen!s Transplant

Most Disturbing P0rn Stories: Ava Devine's Little Black Backpack, Diddling the Dong in the Dorm, & WWJD

Getting a Leg up on the Competition: Benchwarmer Punter Stabs Starting Punter.

Dear New Baby Brother... by Sean Preston Spears-Federline

Happy Birthday! The Hard Drive Turns 50!  + The Battle: Your Brain vs. a Hard drive

When I was a kid... we had 16 Colors and we LIKED It! Technology jokes.

HogWild's Fall Fashion Line

Should Michelle Wie be Allowed to Golf with the Men? + Jesus Can't Putt.

S*x is a Sport. Don't Foul Out.

HogWild's Back to School Advice for Children (Uh-oh.)

The MILF Hunter Mourns his Hero, The Crocodile Hunter

R.I.P. "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin

My Inter-Racial Date

Welcome Back to School, Pimple-t!ts! A Very Honest Letter to Students

Secrets your MySpace Profile Reveals about You

German Girls are Great because they are so Efficient at S*x

My Ex-Girlfriend was so Jealous, she got Jealous of Herself

HogWild's Emmy Awards for Categories Overlooked by the Academy

Man Born with 2 Pen!ses. Cool!

My Ex-Girlfriend Hits on Baseball Star David Wright + The Simon Cowell S*x Tape?

Reason #969 Why America is Awesome: Winning Pole-a-Palooza = Same Ca$h as Winning Pulitzer Prize

Teens Fight for Their Right to Have Many Moms

iPod Panties: The Stupidest iPod Product Yet + My Ideas for Even Stupider Ones

The Romney Oaks Story: Would you take advantage of this 9 year old Cancer Survivor? This guy did...

Acting Like an Idiot at my Brother's Wedding

World's Sickest S*x Toys

Business Opportunity: Now YOU can Sell Fake Sports Memorabilia! Don't Miss Out!

Shotgun Formation: NFL Player Maurice Clarett Busted for Driving with an Open Container of AK-47 Ammo

World's Prettiest Robot

My Worst Dating Experiences. Collect All 7! Bonus! My Buddy's Worst-Date-Ever that Makes my Worst-Date-Ever Look like a Honeymoon!

I am a Threat to Society

World Series of Poker or World Series of Poke-Her?

World's Craziest Statues

HogWild's Rules for Wedding Etiquette or (HogWild's Rules for making a
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Did Floyd Landis Cheat on the Tour de France? Or is it that the other Cyclists did not Cheat Enough?

Who is the Hottest Female Singer of All-Time?

The G@y Games are Really Freakin' G@y

Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore's Tips for a Happy Relationship

Things to do on Boring Car Trips

Improving Boxing's Reality Show "The Contender"... Mike Tyson vs. Flava Flav

SWF with 2 Kids Seeks 1 More Kid: Pamela Anderson Marries Kid Rock in the Ultimate Trailer Trash Wedding

Hooters Restaurant Chairman Dead: Breast in Peace

Attention Race Car Driver Danica Patrick: Your Headlights Are On

Do these Hot Girls have what it takes to be the New Nets Dancers?

Jeff Gordon & Ingrid Vandebosch have the Ultimate NASCAR Wedding

Tips that apply to both Fine Dining... and Sex

Flirting Tips for Men, Women, and Dorks

3 Ways to Improve the MLB All-Star Game + The Secret On-Field Conversations of Jeter & A-Rod.

You are Invited to President Bush's 60th Birthday Surprise Party!

Hottest Sports Wives: If you can't Win a Trophy, then Marry one!

Superman Returns... to tell you about the exciting features of the Oreck XL Ultra Vacuum!

Basketball Player Rudy Gay Wants You to Wear His Jersey NBA Draft jokes, funny pictures.

Who needs Superman when SuperHog is to the Rescue! (As soon as he can catch the bus.)

Welcome to HogWild Summer Camp! What is your Native American name?

Get in Shape for the Beach with the HogWild Workout + Is sex good exercise?

Worst Sports Week Ever: Basketball Team Loses, Baseball Team Loses, Swedish Bikini Team has PMS

TV Hottie Hall of Fame: The Hottest Women on Television

Mariska Hargitay gives Birth to Law & Order: Baby Unit

Welcome to Hoggyland, my Bootleg Amusement Park

A Day in the Life of Bill Gates, Before & After Retirement

2006 FIFA World Cup: We Want More Fighting & More Brazilian Women!

Who is the HogWild Celebrity Father of the Year?

I Got Called for Jury Duty. Nooooooooooooooo! Part 2, Courting in the Court. Meeting girls.

I Got Called for Jury Duty. Nooooooooooooooo! Part 1

NBA Finals: All of Texas Loves a German

New Batwoman to Fight Crime in Sensible Shoes. (She's a Lesbian, dude!)

The Hell Party. We're Gonna Party like it's 6/6/06! With the Mormons?

1st Ever Pictures of the Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Baby!

Comments Not Appreciated by Women at Weddings

Hottest Hockey Girlfriends: Tyra Banks, Anna Kournikova, Tara Reid, & Alyssa Milano And Why Hopscotch is More Important than NHL Hockey

The 10 Commandments of a True Hogsta

The 1st Baseball Video Game to be Too Realistic

World's 10 Most Expensive Cars + The SUV Ice Cream Truck, & Maybach Luxury Subway Car

Winning Isn't Everything... It's the Only Thing (That will Get you Laid)

How to Throw Your Own Bootleg Memorial Day Barbecue, HogWild Style

How to Take Care of Your Baby, by Britney Spears

The Ultimate HogWild Memorial Day Barbecue! Learn how to go HogWild on Memorial Day.

Why do Men Play Fantasy Baseball? To Keep us from Cheating on our Girlfriends! Because now we don't have girlfriends anymore.

R.I.P. Britney Spears' Hotness. Who will Replace Britney as the #1 Hottie?

Live from New York: It's the Beard & Moustache Championships! I was live at the event to bring you video, pictures, and interviews.

Pink Taco Opening Causes Big Stink New Mexican restaurant named Pink Taco outrages the Mayor of Scottsdale.

Albert Pujols' Wife has a Nice Rack And other important baseball insights.

True MILF Sex Stories Gone Horribly Wrong

Mother's Day? Hell No! It's MILF Day! Gift Ideas for the Mother You are
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Celebrity Baby Smackdown: Britney Spears, Angelina Jolie, Katie Holmes, Melania Knauss Babies Rattle & Battle

Classic Candy with a New Pirate Twist + The Official Candy of Pamela Anderson

Fight! Fight! Fight!: Oscar de la Hoya vs. Ricardo Mayorga Prediction: The Round Card Bikini Girl will Give me a Chubby

Are You Un-Tan AKA Un-Cool? Then the Maximum Tannage® System can Save your Life!

How to Throw Your Own Cinco de Mayo Party, The Bootleg HogWild Way!

Cinco de Mayo Celebration: Beat your Pinata to Mexico's Hottest Mexican Women

#1 NFL Blunt, er, Punt Receiver: "Sticky Icky" Ricky Williams Gets Busted... Again!

Debate: Should you Sun Bathe? A Board Certified Dermatologist Vs. Kyle 

President Bush Gives Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice a Naked Lady Pen for Secretary's Day

Prom Tips: Tinting the Windows of Your Mom's Station Wagon Does Not Make it a Limo.

NBA Playoff Predictions, Drooling over Eva Longoria, and Battle of the Worst NBA Rappers. Serious Sports + Seriously Twisted Humor.

614 Easy Things Girls Can Do to Save the Environment. #1 - Shower with your sister.

Fun Earth Day Activities for Children: Draw a Radioactive Turkey. Earth Day Humor.

Exclusive 1st Photo of Suri, the Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Scientology Baby!
The Special Scientology Baby Timeline. Scientology Jokes.

New York International Auto Show: Hot Cars + Hot Girls. Neither of which I can Afford.

12 Step Homosexual Discovery Program. Find out if you're gay the really easy way!

Best Baseball Fights of All-Time. Serious Sports + Seriously Twisted Humor.

New NY Mets Stadium to be Named Fifth-Third Federal Washington Mutual
No-Hassle Free Checking Field. Funny baseball pictures + Twisted Humor.

The Earrings Incident: Learning When to be Honest & When to Lie. My girlfriend buys bootleg earrings. Relationship Jokes + Twisted Humor.

The Secret to Romance: No Farts Allowed. Fart Jokes, Relationship Jokes + Twisted Humor.

Celebrity Passover Seder Starring... Ron Jeremy, Bea Arthur, Winona Ryder, Judge Judy, Ron Popeil, Stan Lee, + a surprise Musical Guest. Jewish Humor + Twisted Humor.

Stock Market Tips: Candy Apple or Rotten Apple? Should you invest in Apple or Commodore 64? Serious Stock Market Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Athletes Vs. Strippers: Strippers Win Again! Duke Coach Mike Pressler Fired. Season Cancelled. Serious Sports + Seriously Twisted Humor.

New York International Auto Show: The New Lincoln Navigator, Rappers Edition + The New Toyota Camry, Ultimate Chick Car. Best / Worst Concept Cars. Pictures of cool cars like the Lamborghini Miura + Twisted Humor.

March MILF Madness: Melania Knauss-Trump vs. Heidi Klum. March MILF Championships. And the Winner is...

March MILF Madness: The Final 4Play. Pamela Anderson vs. Melania Knauss-Trump. Heidi Klum vs. Christine Taylor. March MILF Madness + Twisted Humor.

Baseball Jokes: Why the New York Mets Must Lose For the Sake of Humanity + Jessica Alba Corks Derek Jeter's Bat. Serious Sports + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Stock Market Tips. How do I know when to sell? Martha Stewart, Axl Rose, & a Time Machine. Serious Stock Market Tips + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Girl Stabbed with Dirty Hypodermic Needle. Can she be Saved by Whitney Houston & Flava Flav? Seriously Twisted Humor + Crack Head Jokes

The Most Exciting School Ever: Sex in the Classroom, Teachers Dropping Dead, and Hi-Tech Cheating Seriously Twisted Humor + Teacher Jokes + School Jokes

What would you do for Super Bowl Tickets? Would you go to jail? This guy did. Serious Sports + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Stock Market Tips. Want to be in the Stock Market? Then put down the Appetizers. Serious Stock Market Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Truth Behind Imette St. Guillen Murder. Is Darryl Littlejohn to blame? Another factor is really to blame... Fat Chicks.

Ugly Ass Dog. My girl wants to adopt the world's ugliest dog. Hell no.

Sex Toys. Secret Sex Toys of the Republican Party. Female orgasms are for Communists. Sex Toy Thieves.

March MILF Madness. Elite 8. Who will advance to the next round? Vote!

Strippers Form Union. What are their Membership Benefits?

NCAA March Mammary Madness. In Which Bracket are Scarlett Johansson’s Boobs?

New York City Crazies: Am I Being a D!ck in this Situation?

3 Important Things to Consider when Choosing a New Vagina

Jenna Jameson or Alex Rodriguez? Who is the Better Athlete? World Baseball Classic. Serious Sports + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Stock Market Tips: Starbucks vs. Star Jones Serious Stock Market Tips + Hog's seriously twisted humor

Best College Prank Ever! Gabe Pruitt Enters... The Owned Zone. A hot girl leads to total embarrassment in front of a huge crowd.

Oscar Awards: Jon Stewart vs. George Clooney, March of the Horny Penguins, Jessica Alba Perfect?, and Dolly "Plastic" Parton

Jason McElwain: Autistic All-Star High School Basketball Player. Groupies?

The HogWild Oscar Awards Drinking Game

The Ultimate HogWild Oscar Awards Party Scarlett Johansson serves you + The Brokeback Mountain Themed Oscar Party

Baseball's Barry Bonds Breaks Home Run Record, Slides into Jessica Alba

Academy Awards: Fun Facts

New York City Vacation: Don't Eat at Crappy Chain Restaurants, You Moron

NBA All-Star Slam Dunk Contest Dunking over Spud Webb, Britney Spears and a Coffin

The Winter Olympics Needs American Idol Judges Michelle Kwan. Olga Pyleva.

New York City Dating. Mating. Male Hating.  

New York City Dentist. Because I needed sex.

Hockey Jokes. Wayne Gretzky's wife, Janet Jones, is a Naughty Naughty Girl.

Grammy Awards Review. Sexiest MILF Award. Best Hip-Hop Shoot-Out.

Jessica Simpson, The Rolling Stones, Betting Man Stan, My Girlfriend, and a little Football Game called the Super Bowl

How to Choose a College the HogWild Way  And what college to avoid at all costs!

NFL Super Bowl: Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Paris Hilton

The Ultimate HogWild Super Bowl Party Vida Guerra. Brooke Burke. 2 Pac.

The Greatest Geek Upset in Football History The NFL? No! I.S. 181!

MySpace Boobs Comment on MySpace Boobs I comment on idiots who comment

81 Smart Ways to Stop Kobe Bryant #1: The Skank Zone Defense

Is the NBA Racist?

A Man's Gotta Do What a Man's Gotta Doo-Doo Gotta poop, but don't wanna wake the roommate

Women's Tennis: The Hottest & The Nottest Anna Kournikova, Maria Sharapova

American Idol: Mean Simon, Horny Paula, and Worthless Randy

Golden Globe Awards Brokeback Mountain paves the way for other gay films

My Romantic Ghetto-way Stoned sheep, stick fights, and the shower gangbang

Your MySpace Profile Sucks if... Does your MySpace suck?

R.I.P. 1980s Dunkin Donuts Guy

Paris Hilton's New Year's Resolutions

Movie Reviews by George W. Bush

New York City Subway Strike: Bull$h!t

Holiday Party: Bonecrusher Handshake Guy

Christmas in New York City Gay Santa, Ice-T, and me humping a reindeer.

Myspace jokes. Losers comment on this hot girl!

Pat Morita from The Karate Kid. Dead.

Behind the Scenes of Comedy Central's Premium Blend

Myspace jokes. Real comments to real hot girls by real losers!

American Music Awards. Lindsay Lohan, Gwen Stefani jokes.

New Floats in the Thanksgiving Day Parade. NFL jokes

Paris Hilton vs. Nicole Richie in a Freestyle Battle Rap!

My Bootleg Alternative to Doppler 2 Million Weather. Al Roker Wrestles.

The 100% Complete Biographical Timeline of the Life of Rosa Parks: American Hero and African-American All-Star
 

Christian Rappers Against Abortion and Harriet Miers

R.I.P. Supreme Court Justice William Rehnquist: a conservative time line

Top 23 Hurricane Katrina Emergency Response Priorities from the Bush White House

How Bon Jovi Ruined my Life

Hell Gigs from my Stand-up Comedy

Best Sex Ever

Relationship Road Signs

My visit to The Erotic Expo. Sex jokes

President Bush's War on Retirement

American Idol jokes. Randy Jackson tries to act black.

The Birthday BJ and Baseball

Freedom Tower to have Giant Lobster on Top

Family Guy Creator Seth MacFarlane is a Prick

Baseball Jokes and Funny Pictures: Notes from Yankee Stadium

Big Brother 6. My 72 Second Audition and Stoooopid Application..

Relationship Jokes. The Oven Mitt Dance.

Voting a New Virgin into the Vatican. Who will be the new Pope?

Wendy's Chili: want Fingers with that?

Terri Schiavo is not Going to Disney World

NYPD Blue: A touching Funeral Eulogy

Reading Between the Lines of Martha Stewart's Letter

When D-List Celebs Get Their Own Colognes

The TRUTH of the Bush Budget. What programs will really get cut? How will the Government raise more money?

The TRUMP Wedding. Secrets Revealed!

Is Abraham Lincoln Gay?

HogWild Eats his Way Through Europe! Italy, Part 3: The Olive Garden and Pigeons Suck. George Washington Rules!

HogWild Eats his Way Through Europe! Italy, Part 2: Pope on MTV Cribs and Wonder Woman Vs. Ice Cream

HogWild Eats his Way Through Europe! Italy, Part 1: Stupid Statues and Pictures of Asians taking Pictures

HogWild Eats his Way Through Europe! Germany, Part 3: The Midget Grocery Store and Moshing in Munich

HogWild Eats his Way Through Europe! Germany, Part 2: Spongebob vs. Das Brot. Jokes and Pictures. 

HogWild Eats his Way Through Europe! Germany, Part 1: The Chocolate Museum. Jokes and Pictures. 

Bush vs. Kerry. Presidential Debate Jokes and Pictures. 

Botanists are perverts! Sex jokes galore at the Brooklyn Botanic Garden

Jessie's Girl is too damn young (Song Parody) 

My visit to the Urologist so he could juggle my grapes 

The Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest

The Mermaid Parade with Moby

My father is an idiot

Gay Jokes: The Gay Truck Driver

Sex Jokes

The Fine Line between making a Girl feel Special and making her feel Stalked. Men jokes. Women jokes. Relationship jokes.

My mommy's got a mess. Mama Jokes.

When a man is trying to woo a woman, NOTHING is too expensive. Once  a man her as his girlfriend, EVERYTHING is too expensive.

I got a hot bim's Bodily Fluids all over me

Fun in Florida, Part 2:  More Fake breasts, Hang Gliding, Running out of Gas, and Smart Gay Guys

Fun in Florida, Part 1:  Fake breasts, the wheelchair pile-up, and Jamaican girls with beef patties

Grammy Awards 2004. Proof that Ugly Nubs (Jay-Z) can scoop Hot Bims (Beyonce)

Janet Jackson's Super Bowl Halftime Peep Show

Ridiculous Things About the Mars Mission

Getting Caught

The Torture of Talking to My Family During the Holidays

Kicking game to an Eco-Chick

Jessica Simpson on Fox News

If Real Life was like the movie "Kill Bill"

Ladies, I've only got 1 thing on my mind -- Food

Blackout jokes! Top Ways to Prevent Another Blackout

This woman used me! She used me for cuddling! But what about what I want? What about Sex?

I survived the subway fire on the F train. Serious!

What does your Cell Phone Say about Who You Are?

At the Gym: Hot Bims, OMG's and Gay Dudes in the Locker Room

The Cops Towed my Car. But it wasn't my fault, I hate reading...

I want a woman who wants to settle. Not Settle Down. Just settle. For Me.

My Fantasy Wife. Nipples made of Bubble Gum.

The SARS Song! When you Kiss a Girl with SARS...

Supermarket Security Harasses Hog!

How the Economy is Affecting Local Rappers

13 Ways New Yorkers are Dealing with the 50 Cent Subway Fare Hike

The TRUTH behind Anti-War Protestors! They're not anti-war at all! Bush's plans to nuke Mars!

War on Iraq. Who is Next on Bush's Hit List? Hint: NOT North Korea. 

Accounting Scandals Rock Music's Biggest Stars: 50 Cent, Eminem, J.Lo, Michael Jackson and more! 

Inspired by 50 Cent and Jay-Z: "Searching for America's Most Musically Talented Drug Dealers: A New MTV Reality Show"

2003 Grammy Awards. Avril, Faith, Nora and Gwen. Eminem Wears his Fanciest Doo-rag!

If I were an Astronaut and God as Ike Turner

NBA All-Star Weekend. Jordan: The Greatest $%#@ of All-Time. Mariah Carey in that dress. Marv's new hair hat.

I took a big crap today

Weapons of Mass Conversion: New Tactics for Religious Regime Change

The Anti-Official Guide for First Time Visitors to New York City

Mom's Lawsuit: My Son's School Bag is Too Heavy

NFL Players Brainwashed by Video Game: Must Kill!

The Anna Pigole Smith Show

HogWild in Hawaii! Part 5: God's Urinal, Hot HOT Lava, the Evil White Man, and Cock Fighting
 

HogWild in Hawaii Part 4, Crazy Naked White Kids, Testicle Reductions, and Pigs on Parade

HogWild in Hawaii Part 3, Jewelry, Mooters, and the Orgasm Flower

HogWild in Hawaii Part 2, Hot Hawaiian Stewardesses

HogWild in Hawaii Part 1, Pit-stop in Kentucky

Naked Cowboy, Fantasy Baseball, and Pokey Greese

Pepsi Breast Implants and the Oscars

Britney Spears hosts the American Music Awards

AOL-Time Warner takes over the Government!

Hog goes to a Renaissance Festival-- great pictures!

Misty Hyman proves that God exists!

Vote for the Hebrew National-- or The Rock

Middle School Kids and the Adults they can Potentially Become

What if Eminem was running for President of the U.S.?

Stupid Ass Toys for Adults

If their bras could speak . . . What would they say?

How much is your Class Action Lawsuit Worth?

Hog gets his Wisdom Teeth Yanked, not his Jammy

Trip to the Bahamas, Part 6: Lettin' it All Hang Out, Postcard Bims, Barbed Wire Pubes

Trip to the Bahamas, Part 5: Blue Ribbon Ponies, Boobies for Breakfast, and Greased Lightning 

Trip to the Bahamas, Part 4: Bare Beach Realities and Bootleg TV

Trip to the Bahamas, Part 3: S&M Goatee and the Free T-Shirt

Trip to the Bahamas, Part 2: Topless Bims

Trip to the Bahamas, Part 1: Everybody's an Alcoholic

Anorexics make me watch Amazing Video TV

Aging Strippers and Butt Implants

Fondling yourself in Public

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Review of Mission Impossible 2

Review of Gladiator

Trip to NYC, Part 5: The Perfect Booty & the SUV Limo

Trip to NYC, Part 4: The Yankees and Squirrels in Strollers

Trip to NYC, Part 3: Hog's SLUT Bowling Ball and Million Dollar Apartments

Trip to NYC, Part 2: The Mets and Asian Bims

Trip to NYC, Part 1: The all-gay airline

Day at the Park

Take me out to the Ball Game

Website Name Game

Nub Spends $27,000 at Nudie Bar

Elian Gonzalez, Escape from Commie Island

The Forbidden Parking Space

Trebek vs. Regis

Immigrants

Our New Puppy Sherwood

Muscle Mice

Animal Shelter

The Grammy Awards

Mrs. P's Pillow Talk

Funny Rants: Tales from the Short Bus

John RocKKKer

Funny Rants: The Movies

Funny Rants: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day

Funny Rants: Y2Kiss My ASS!

Funny Rants: The Circus

Funny Rants: New Year's Eve at Times Square

Funny Rants: Celebrity New Year's Resolutions

Funny Rants: The Ugly Tie

Funny Rants: PeaNUTS-- The Future of Snoopy & the Gang