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Dating Advice: If a person cheated in a past relationship, is it likely they will cheat on you, too?
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Dating Advice: How long to keep a girl's phone number if you get no response
Dating Advice: How to immediately screen out the psychos
Dating Advice: How to get over your Ex
Dating Advice: My boyfriend is insecure and trying to make me jealous of other girls
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Dating Advice: The Bullpoop Series: "A man reaches his sexual peak at 18"
Dating Advice: The Bullpoop Series: "A woman doesn’t reach her sexual peak until her 30's"
Dating Advice: How Ugly Guys Get Girls AKA Girls tell me I'm too unattractive so they won't date me
Dating Advice: How TV Comedies Can Poison Your Relationship AKA The Pain of Your Words
Dating Advice: How to find out the real reason for the break-up
Dating Advice: The guy I like is now in a relationship with another girl and I can't get him out of my mind
Dating Advice: How to react when your partner gives you a gift you don't like
Dating Advice: How do I tell my girlfriend that I don't like her being friends with her ex... without sounding like a control-freak?
Dating Advice: 8 Awesome Tips for the 1st Time you have Sex with a New Person of the Sexy Sex
Dating Advice: Avoid this #1 Mistake that makes Conversations with New People Boring
Dating Advice: How to know if a person is losing interest in you by reading their body language
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Dating Advice: 7 Ways You are Being Unattractive
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Dating Advice: How to politely excuse yourself from a conversation
Dating Advice: Does size matter? (We're talking about your boink-stick)
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Dating Advice: How to recover from saying the wrong name in bed
Dating Advice: Why tentative plans = no plans (Why girls flake out on your dates)
Dating Advice: How to rate girls looks + why it's important for a guy to know a girl's rating for approaching her
Dating Advice: How to win the affection of a girl who does not trust men
Dating Advice: How to be aggressive but not over eager (for both men and women)
Dating Advice: How to be more sexual with new girls AKA How to get a girl to talk about sex within five minutes
Dating Advice: My girlfriend is constantly checking her ex-boyfriend's online profile!
Dating Advice: Should I let my hair go gray or color it for the ladies?
Dating Advice: The sexual chemistry is hot but he's young enough to be my son!
Dating Advice: What to do when your partner asks for a break
Dating Advice: How to have dominant sex with a girl AKA How to be more dominant in bed with a girl
Dating Advice: Why doesn’t my girlfriend want sex as much as I do? AKA Why do girls have to be in the mood for sex?
Dating Advice: Is it OK for a couple to fart around each other?
Dating Advice: How to stay beautiful after being hurt by men
Dating Advice: What kinds of things do girls like to hear? AKA How to Sweet Talk a Girl
Dating Advice: How to get your partner to stop acting like a spoiled child.
Dating Advice: My mom almost caught me having sex! How can I make her less angry with me? And my boyfriend is mad, too!
Dating Advice: I lied to my girlfriend about something stupid and she's hurt. How can I fix the situation?
Dating Advice: The Bullpoop Series: "Relationships are about Compromise" BULLPOOPY!
Dating Advice: How to form an emotional bond without looking weak
Dating Advice: This hot new girl at the club was into me but then she suddenly lost interest and left to go dancing without me. What did I do wrong?
Dating Advice: There is a rumor that my boyfriend is cheating. How should I handle this?
Dating Advice: How long should a guy last during sex?
Dating Advice: My last partner cheated and now I'm paranoid! How can I be more trusting?
Dating Advice: Love is all you need... Or is it?
Dating Advice: How to increase your chances of that new guy calling you
Dating Advice: Should I date a girl who I don't find entirely physically attractive?
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Dating Advice: I am a big girl and I wish guys would like my curves. Is it simply a maturity problem on their part? (How to find a man who likes big girls)
Dating Advice: Avoid these Tragic Mistakes when Complimenting a New Woman (How to compliment a woman to get her wanting you)
Dating Advice: What are the rules for texting back a girl?
Dating Advice: I think my boyfriend is cheating on me! How can I find out?
Dating Advice: I don't want the girl I'm seeing (but not yet in a relationship with) to date other guys!
Dating Advice: My boyfriend is an addict and he always wants to party. I've caught him lying. Will he leave me for a girl who likes to party with him?
Dating Advice: How do I get a boyfriend while being very fat?
Dating Advice: The girl I'm dating is sweet to me one minute, then cold to me to the next. (+ How to date a girl who just broke up with her boyfriend)
Dating Advice: Things have suddenly gone bad and my partner won't talk about it.
Dating Advice: This hot girl said I was cute! I got her number. How can I play it cool while still showing interest? ( + 4 Steps, D.F.I.U.)
Dating Advice: How do I let my girlfriend know that I don't want to play games and I just want a loyal partner?
Dating Advice: Tips for getting over someone and moving on (+ How to be 100% certain to break-up the relationship)
Dating Advice: Should I really be with my girlfriend?
Dating Advice: Is 4 months a long time for a relationship? (The Importance of the Test of Time)
Dating Advice: After our fight, my boyfriend hasn't call me. (+ How to be 100% right with your logic but 100% wrong with your voice.)
Dating Advice: I think I came off as too sexual, how do I repair what I've done?
Dating Advice: Should you take back someone who cheats and, if so, under what circumstance?
Dating Advice: My boyfriend of one year wants a time-out because I don't like to leave the house.
Dating Advice: How to get girls without spending money
Dating Advice: How to meet more guys in person without ever having to risk rejection
Dating Advice: How do I get my ex-girlfriend back?
Dating Advice: My partner is no longer making me a priority! ( + The 1 thing 99% of couples DON'T do, but it can SAVE a relationship)
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Dating Advice: The Next Level of Awesome... How to Be Fearless, Part 1
Dating Advice: How do I show guys that I'm not just a sex toy?
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Dating Advice: How do I know if she likes me?
Dating Advice: This guy only wants me for sex but I still like him. Why?!
Dating Advice: How to gain instant respect from women
Dating Advice: How to Build a Relationship for Failure AKA The Hidden Secret to Relationship Happiness
Dating Advice: Why touching is so important and how to do it
Dating Advice: Six Sex Tips
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Dating Advice: My boyfriend is donating his sperm for money and I want him to stop!
Dating Advice: How to get new girls to approach you and how to react when they do
Dating Advice: How to get new guys to approach you... and... How to politely dismiss the non-awesome guys while encouraging the super awesome guys
Dating Advice: The 3 Worst Ways to Approach a Girl
Dating Advice: Is it cheating to have sex with someone while in the dating (but not relationship) phase with another person?
Dating Advice: I didn't want a relationship with her but now I feel jealous that she has a boyfriend.
Dating Advice: How to spot a possibly abusive guy BEFORE you get too involved with him!
Dating Advice: I'm dating my ex-girlfriend's best friend and now she wants to break us up.
Dating Advice: It's the best sex ever but she is sooooo dumb.
Dating Advice: The Worst Dating Profile of All-Time!
Dating Advice: The guy I like asked me for a date but then didn't follow up to tell me where he wants to go!
Dating Advice: How to be an awesome geek
Dating Advice: Can a heterosexual male and female be friends and ONLY friends?
Dating Advice: I'm totally confused by this man. Does he want to be my friend or boyfriend?
Dating Advice: The guy I like is a Ladies Man. I want to date him but I don't want him flirting with other girls.
Dating Advice: I have a major crush on my guy-friend and now he's flirting back! But he has a girlfriend.
Dating Advice: Does he only want sex or is he genuinely interested in you?
Dating Advice: Why do I have such a tough time talking to hot chicks?
Dating Advice: Am I the "rebound chick"? And I feel like he's losing feelings for me now that we're apart for a few months.
Dating Advice: How do I get closer to the girl I like in school without annoying her while making her feel special?
Dating Advice: My boyfriend did something so disgusting that my friends think I should dump him! What should I do?
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Dating Advice: What kind of hairstyle should I get?
Dating Advice: The ONLY THREE reasons you should EVER text while dating. (All others are bad!)
Dating Advice: Is it better to meet women at night or during the day? + Six places to approach women and which strategies to use.
Dating Advice: I told my friend that I love him but he doesn't feel the same. How can I repair the friendship? Or should I?
Dating Advice: How to get a girl who has a boyfriend
Dating Advice: How do I text a guy suggestively but not so much that he only wants sex when I see him?
Dating Advice: The Next Level of Awesome... Conquering the Fear of Rejection
Dating Advice: This guy calls me his best friend but is very touchy-feely with me. Is he interested in dating or is he just being friendly?
Dating Advice: How do you break-up with a girl because she's a bad kisser without hurting her feelings?
Dating Advice: The Next Level of Awesome... How to be Mega Confident, Part 3 of 3
Dating Advice: The Next Level of Awesome... How to be Mega Confident, Part 2 of 3
Dating Advice: My ex and I lived together and made plans to make a family but now he's with someone else. I'm so confused!
Dating Advice: The Next Level of Awesome... How to tell a Story to Increase Attraction to You, Part 2
Dating Advice: The Next Level of Awesome... How to be Mega Confident, Part 1
Dating Advice: The girl I like is sometimes flirty but other times not. Should I ask her out?
Dating Advice: The Next Level of Awesome... How to Tell a Story that Increases Attraction to You, Part 1
Dating Advice: My friend and I like the same guy but he chose her! What should I do?
Dating Advice: Do you have any tips to make girls laugh?
Dating Advice: How to immediately discover if a person is taken -- and if they are, should you go for them anyway?
Dating Advice: I've finally found chemistry with a guy, but is he just playing with me? And is he the right guy for me anyway?
Dating Advice: Why doesn't this guy who lives far away express his feelings for me when I know he likes me?
Dating Advice: How can I get a person to open up more?
Dating Advice: When does a potential relationship partner graduate from suspect to prospect?
Dating Advice: Things Guys Should Learn Before Entering a Relationship
Dating Advice: How do I know if I look hot or like a prostitute?
Dating Advice: I think my boyfriend is cheating on me but I'm not sure. How do I confront him?
Dating Advice: I need alcohol to approach women but it's screwing me up!
Vote for the winner of the $1000 Dream Date Contest!
Dating Advice: My boyfriend broke up with me out of the blue! Now one month later he's texting me but not calling. Does he want me back?
Dating Advice: I'm young and in college but my fiance wants children... now.
Dating Advice: How do I make it clear to women that I am interested in them (to avoid the Friend Zone) yet still be subtle about it?
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HogWild Drinking Game for the Presidential Debate
Baseball Playoff Predictions: Jimmy Rollins will Trash Talk to Big Jug of Gatorade
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U.S. Financial Crisis! The HogWild Plan for How the Gov't can Save Money + Raise More!
Tom Brady Out for Season: Here's what he should do to Pass the Time
HogWild's NFL Drinking Game + NFL Predictions
Muleriders, Banana Slugs and Boll Weevils: Best College Team Names
Michael Phelps vs. Aquaman vs. Mo'Nique
Brett Favre Trades in Packers Green and Gold for Jets Green and Pitiful
World's Hottest Female Athletes (Pics)
Players Quitting NBA for Europe! Enjoying Benefits of Euros, German Supermodels, and Relaxed Paternity Laws
Baseball: NL East Weaker than Rafael Palmeiro's un-medicated Erection
I pissed off a Hooters Waitress
Should Brett Favre un-retire? Or should he be an NFL Announcer alongside John Madden, Marv Albert, and Britney Spears' Ass in 1999?
Baseball's All-Star Wives (Hot Pics!)
Gay/Love Partnership Broken up... NBA Draft: Rudy Gay, Kevin Love and a very Magic Johnson
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My Father's Day Poem. (Feel Free to send to your Dad!)
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You're doing it Wrong! How to properly watch the NBA Finals
How to make Sumo Wrestling more Awesome: Encourage Opponents to do the "Motor Boat"
The Knicks Should Recruit Homeless People to Play
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The Best Player Ever named after a Steak
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Which Famous Athletes are Probably Lying about their Age?
Kansas City Royals Super Surprising Great Start Still not as interesting as even your Average Pair of Female Boobies.
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MILF Madness! Taking-it-like-a-Championship!
Halle Berry vs. Heidi Klum! Find out who wins!
March MILF Madness! The Final Four-Play!
Halle Berry vs. Salma Hayek. Heidi Klum vs. Angelina Jolie.
Fantasy Baseball with an Emphasis on the Fantasy: Models, Movie Stars and Ugly Mutts
March MILF Madness, Amazing 8, Part 2
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Let the Trash Talking Begin! My Triumphant/Pathetic Return to Fantasy Baseball
March MILF Madness! Sweet Ass 16, Round 2
Heidi Klum vs. Elizabeth Hurley, Melania Trump's big money bags vs. Jennifer Garner, Denise Richards vs. Katie Holmes, Demi Moore vs. Angelina Jolie
March MILF Madness! Sweet Ass 16, Round 1
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6 Teams that are 666 Cursed!
Seattle Team gets Hippie Make-over, Players to wear Sandals
Academy Awards: Fun Facts and Fictions!
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4 Totally Logical Reasons Why You Should HATE HATE HATE the New England Patriots
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Brett Favre is the Eli Manning of Quarterbacks
Six Sexiest Babes of the Bible
A Personal Bet of Public Humiliation
New York Knicks so Bad, their Cheerleaders Start Booing
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My New Year's Celebrity Predictions on Sex, Relationships & Death for 2008
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Mitchell Report Reveals that YOU are the only Person Not on Steroids
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How to Crush your Pelvis & Still get Hot Girls. A Tribute to Evel Knievel.
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7 Sex Positions Women Love
A V@gina of Unusual Amazingness
7 Incredi-Awesome Ideas that will make Your Thanksgiving Dinner More Fun
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My Plan to Sue the P*rn Industry
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Deflated Hooters: Why I Hate Hooters -- the Restaurant (I still love
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My Exclusive Interview with Britney Spears V@gina
Baseball Players Prove Goatees are still Mega-Awesome
My Pen!s has Leadership Abilities
The Greatest Sports Movie Ever
Your HogWild Halloween HORRORscope
NFL Match-up of D!ck-head WR's & QB's who Sack Super Hot Women
Ridiculous Moments in P*rn
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The Hottest German Girls of Germany
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Oktoberfest goes HogWild! Celebrate Hogtoberfest!
The 5 Common But Unpredictable Things that Screw Your Favorite Sports Team
I Laughed at a Disabled Person... but it was an accident, I swear!
The Emmy Awards suck! Instead, check out HogWild's Television Awards hosted
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How to Cheat Properly in the NFL
It's Jewish New Year! This is one Party Guaranteed NOT to be a
NFL Predictions: Which Teams will Make the Playoffs? Which Players will Make
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Funny Rants: The Future of the NFL... Fat Chicks
Funny Rants: The Bruce Lee Theme Park
Funny Rants: Kramer is a racist! Which other beloved TV characters are closet hate-mongers?
Thanksgiving Football vs. Barbra Streisand & The Lifetime Network
Funny Rants: President Bush Tells Story of 1st Thanksgiving: Pilgrims vs. Terrorist Turkeys
Simpson to star in New Reality Show: The Flavor of O.J.
Funny Rants: HogWild Ways to Improve Girlie
Funny Rants: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes
Secret Wedding Vows!
Funny Rants: I miss my old leathery balls.
Why the NBA's new balls stink.
Divorce Papers Cite Kevin Federline with "Shiftless Hillbilly-ism."
Funny Rants: President Bush's Message to Democrats
Funny Rants: (Non)Shocking News: Britney
Spears Divorces Kevin Federline. A Look Back in Pictures
Coach Finds Rat in McDonald's Salad
Funny Rants: Nerd Murder! Dungeons & Dragons
Dork Slays Co-Worker in Mystic Forest of Cubicles
Funny Rants: HogWild Halloween Stories + What Your
Halloween Costume Reveals about Your Secret Desires
Funny Rants: My Best Halloween Ever: Naughty School Girl
S*x, The Forbidden Zone and uh, Fabio
Funny Rants: How to Carve a Paris Hilton
Funny Rants: How to use P*rn to Satisfy the Requirements of
the Food Pyramid
World's Scariest Looking Women
Funny Rants: Let's Go Mets! + True Secret Meaning of Famous Athlete's Nickname Revealed!
Funny Rants: 300 Millionth American Born
Funny Rants: Bootleg Halloween Costume Ideas
CFA IAMS Cat
Funny Rants: Better than the iPod... it's the hogPod! The ultimate HogWild portable
Funny Rants: Athletes + Str!p Clubs =
Felony Charges. And 10 Amazing Ways for the NBA to Clean up its Image
Funny Rants: I had a 9mm Gun Pointed
at my Head
Funny Rants: If Terrell Owens was a wrestler...
Mark Foley Jokes!
P*rvert Congressman Attempts Backdoor Legislation
Celebrate World Teacher Day with
My True Twisted Teaching Stories
Who is Seducing Your 13 Year Old Son?
Merry Yom Kippur! World's Hottest JILFs!
Best Cities to Live in for Various Categories You May Not Have Previously
for a Great Relationship
"Never hold a
grudge. Hold a hammer. It's a lot more intimidating."
Sure, the Pope
accidentally insulted 1 billion Muslims, but he's made some other
hilarious errors, too!
When TV Shows Morph into Other TV Shows
commercial break, those coffee-drinking old broads from
The View turn the show into The Amazing Race.
Pope P!sses Off Muslims! Let's Settle
it with an Old School Rap Battle!
Tiger Teed Off! Gets Golf
Balls in a Twist over Topless Photos of Wife
Man Rejects World's 1st Pen!s Transplant
Most Disturbing P0rn Stories: Ava Devine's
Little Black Backpack, Diddling the Dong in the Dorm, & WWJD
Getting a Leg up on the Competition: Benchwarmer Punter Stabs Starting Punter.
Dear New Baby
Brother... by Sean Preston Spears-Federline
Happy Birthday! The Hard
Drive Turns 50! +
The Battle: Your Brain vs. a Hard drive
When I was a kid... we
had 16 Colors and we LIKED It! Technology jokes.
HogWild's Fall Fashion
Should Michelle Wie be Allowed to Golf with the Men?
+ Jesus Can't Putt.
S*x is a Sport. Don't
HogWild's Back to School Advice for Children (Uh-oh.)
The MILF Hunter
Mourns his Hero, The Crocodile Hunter
R.I.P. "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin
My Inter-Racial Date
Welcome Back to
A Very Honest Letter to Students
Secrets your MySpace
Profile Reveals about You
German Girls are
Great because they are so Efficient at S*x
Ex-Girlfriend was so Jealous, she got Jealous of Herself
HogWild's Emmy Awards for Categories
Overlooked by the Academy
Man Born with 2 Pen!ses. Cool!
My Ex-Girlfriend Hits on Baseball
Star David Wright + The Simon Cowell S*x Tape?
Why America is Awesome: Winning Pole-a-Palooza = Same Ca$h as Winning Pulitzer
Teens Fight for Their Right to Have Many Moms
iPod Panties: The
Stupidest iPod Product Yet + My Ideas for Even Stupider Ones
The Romney Oaks
Story: Would you take advantage of this 9 year old Cancer Survivor? This guy
Acting Like an Idiot at
my Brother's Wedding
Opportunity: Now YOU can Sell Fake Sports Memorabilia! Don't Miss Out!
Formation: NFL Player Maurice Clarett Busted for Driving with an Open Container
of AK-47 Ammo
Worst Dating Experiences. Collect All 7! Bonus! My Buddy's
Worst-Date-Ever that Makes my Worst-Date-Ever Look like a Honeymoon!
a Threat to Society
World Series of Poker or World Series
World's Craziest Statues
HogWild's Rules for
Wedding Etiquette or (HogWild's Rules for making a
Wedding more Interesting for Yourself and Everyone Around You)
Did Floyd Landis
Cheat on the Tour de France? Or is it that the other Cyclists did not Cheat
Who is the Hottest Female Singer of All-Time?
The G@y Games are Really Freakin' G@y
Ashton Kutcher &
Demi Moore's Tips for a Happy Relationship
Things to do
on Boring Car Trips
Improving Boxing's Reality Show "The
Contender"... Mike Tyson vs. Flava Flav
SWF with 2
Kids Seeks 1 More Kid: Pamela Anderson Marries Kid Rock in the Ultimate Trailer
Hooters Restaurant Chairman
Dead: Breast in Peace
Attention Race Car Driver Danica
Patrick: Your Headlights Are On
Do these Hot Girls
have what it takes to be the New Nets Dancers?
Jeff Gordon &
Ingrid Vandebosch have the Ultimate NASCAR Wedding
Tips that apply to both Fine
Dining... and Sex
Flirting Tips for Men, Women, and Dorks
Ways to Improve the MLB All-Star Game + The Secret On-Field
Conversations of Jeter & A-Rod.
You are Invited to President Bush's
60th Birthday Surprise Party!
Wives: If you can't Win a Trophy, then Marry one!
Returns... to tell you about the exciting features of the Oreck XL Ultra Vacuum!
Basketball Player Rudy Gay Wants You to Wear His Jersey NBA Draft jokes,
Superman when SuperHog is to the Rescue!
(As soon as he can catch the bus.)
Welcome to HogWild Summer Camp!
What is your Native American name?
Get in Shape for the
Beach with the HogWild Workout
+ Is sex good exercise?
Week Ever: Basketball Team Loses, Baseball Team Loses, Swedish Bikini Team has
TV Hottie Hall of Fame: The
Hottest Women on Television
Mariska Hargitay gives
Birth to Law & Order: Baby Unit
Welcome to Hoggyland, my Bootleg
A Day in the Life of Bill Gates,
Before & After Retirement
2006 FIFA World Cup: We Want More
Fighting & More Brazilian Women!
Who is the HogWild Celebrity Father of the Year?
I Got Called for Jury Duty.
Nooooooooooooooo! Part 2, Courting in the Court. Meeting girls.
I Got Called for Jury Duty.
Nooooooooooooooo! Part 1
Finals: All of Texas Loves a German
New Batwoman to Fight
Crime in Sensible Shoes. (She's a Lesbian, dude!)
The Hell Party. We're Gonna Party like it's 6/6/06! With the Mormons?
1st Ever Pictures
of the Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Baby!
Appreciated by Women at Weddings
Hottest Hockey Girlfriends: Tyra Banks, Anna Kournikova, Tara Reid, & Alyssa
Milano And Why Hopscotch is More Important than NHL Hockey
The 10 Commandments of
a True Hogsta
The 1st Baseball Video
Game to be Too Realistic
World's 10 Most Expensive Cars + The SUV Ice Cream Truck, & Maybach Luxury
Isn't Everything... It's the Only Thing (That will Get you Laid)
Throw Your Own Bootleg Memorial Day Barbecue, HogWild Style
How to Take Care
of Your Baby, by Britney Spears
The Ultimate HogWild Memorial Day Barbecue!
Learn how to go HogWild on Memorial Day.
Why do Men
Play Fantasy Baseball? To Keep us from Cheating on our Girlfriends!
Because now we don't have girlfriends anymore.
R.I.P. Britney Spears' Hotness. Who will Replace Britney as the #1 Hottie?
Live from New
York: It's the Beard & Moustache Championships! I was live at the event
to bring you video, pictures, and interviews.
Pink Taco Opening Causes Big Stink New Mexican restaurant named
Pink Taco outrages the Mayor of Scottsdale.
Albert Pujols' Wife has a Nice Rack And other important baseball
True MILF Sex Stories Gone Horribly Wrong
Mother's Day? Hell No! It's MILF Day! Gift Ideas for the Mother You are
Celebrity Baby Smackdown: Britney Spears, Angelina Jolie, Katie Holmes, Melania
Knauss Babies Rattle & Battle
Classic Candy with a New Pirate Twist + The Official Candy of Pamela Anderson
Fight! Fight! Fight!: Oscar de la Hoya vs. Ricardo Mayorga Prediction:
The Round Card Bikini Girl will Give me a Chubby
Are You Un-Tan AKA Un-Cool?
Then the Maximum Tannage® System can Save your Life!
Throw Your Own Cinco de Mayo Party, The Bootleg HogWild Way!
de Mayo Celebration: Beat your Pinata to Mexico's Hottest Mexican Women
Blunt, er, Punt Receiver: "Sticky Icky" Ricky Williams Gets Busted... Again!
Debate: Should you Sun Bathe? A Board Certified Dermatologist Vs. Kyle
President Bush Gives Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice a Naked Lady Pen for
Prom Tips: Tinting the Windows of Your Mom's Station Wagon Does Not Make it a
NBA Playoff Predictions, Drooling over Eva Longoria, and Battle of the Worst NBA
Rappers. Serious Sports + Seriously Twisted Humor.
Easy Things Girls Can Do to Save the Environment. #1 - Shower with your
Fun Earth Day Activities for Children: Draw a Radioactive Turkey. Earth
Exclusive 1st Photo of Suri, the Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Scientology Baby!
The Special Scientology Baby Timeline. Scientology Jokes.
New York International Auto Show: Hot Cars + Hot Girls. Neither of which I can
12 Step Homosexual Discovery
Program. Find out if you're gay the really easy way!
Best Baseball Fights of All-Time. Serious Sports + Seriously Twisted
New NY Mets
Stadium to be Named Fifth-Third Federal Washington Mutual
No-Hassle Free Checking Field. Funny baseball pictures + Twisted Humor.
Earrings Incident: Learning When to be Honest & When to Lie. My
girlfriend buys bootleg earrings. Relationship Jokes + Twisted Humor.
The Secret to Romance: No Farts Allowed. Fart Jokes, Relationship Jokes + Twisted Humor.
Celebrity Passover Seder Starring... Ron Jeremy, Bea Arthur, Winona Ryder, Judge
Judy, Ron Popeil, Stan Lee, + a surprise Musical Guest. Jewish Humor + Twisted Humor.
Stock Market Tips: Candy
Apple or Rotten Apple? Should you invest in Apple or Commodore 64? Serious
Stock Market Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.
Athletes Vs. Strippers: Strippers Win Again! Duke Coach Mike Pressler
Fired. Season Cancelled. Serious Sports + Seriously Twisted Humor.
New York International Auto Show: The New Lincoln Navigator, Rappers Edition +
The New Toyota Camry, Ultimate Chick Car. Best / Worst Concept Cars.
Pictures of cool cars like the Lamborghini Miura +
March MILF Madness: Melania Knauss-Trump vs. Heidi Klum. March MILF
Championships. And the Winner is...
March MILF Madness: The Final 4Play. Pamela Anderson vs. Melania Knauss-Trump.
Heidi Klum vs. Christine Taylor.
March MILF Madness +
Baseball Jokes: Why the New York Mets
Must Lose For the Sake of Humanity + Jessica Alba Corks Derek Jeter's Bat.
Serious Sports +
Seriously Twisted Humor.
Stock Market Tips. How do I know
when to sell?
Martha Stewart, Axl Rose, & a Time Machine. Serious Stock Market Tips +
Seriously Twisted Humor.
Stabbed with Dirty Hypodermic Needle. Can she be Saved by Whitney Houston &
Twisted Humor + Crack Head Jokes
The Most Exciting School
Ever: Sex in the Classroom, Teachers Dropping Dead, and Hi-Tech Cheating
Twisted Humor + Teacher Jokes + School Jokes
What would you do for Super Bowl Tickets?
Would you go to jail? This guy did. Serious Sports + Seriously
Stock Market Tips.
Want to be in the Stock Market? Then put down the Appetizers. Serious
Stock Market Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.
Truth Behind Imette St. Guillen Murder.
Is Darryl Littlejohn to blame? Another factor is really to blame... Fat
Ugly Ass Dog. My girl wants to adopt
the world's ugliest dog. Hell no.
Secret Sex Toys of the Republican Party. Female orgasms are for Communists.
Sex Toy Thieves.
March MILF Madness. Elite 8.
Who will advance to the next round? Vote!
Strippers Form Union. What are their
Mammary Madness. In Which Bracket are Scarlett Johansson’s Boobs?
New York City
Crazies: Am I Being a D!ck in this Situation?
3 Important Things to Consider
when Choosing a New Vagina
Jenna Jameson or Alex
Rodriguez? Who is the Better Athlete? World Baseball Classic.
Serious Sports + Seriously
Stock Market Tips: Starbucks
vs. Star Jones Serious Stock Market Tips + Hog's seriously
Best College Prank Ever! Gabe Pruitt Enters... The Owned Zone. A
hot girl leads to total embarrassment in front of a huge crowd.
Oscar Awards: Jon Stewart vs. George Clooney, March of the Horny
Penguins, Jessica Alba Perfect?, and Dolly "Plastic" Parton
Jason McElwain: Autistic All-Star High School Basketball Player.
HogWild Oscar Awards Drinking Game
The Ultimate HogWild
Oscar Awards Party Scarlett Johansson serves you + The Brokeback
Mountain Themed Oscar Party
Baseball's Barry Bonds Breaks Home Run Record, Slides into Jessica Alba
Academy Awards: Fun
New York City Vacation:
Don't Eat at Crappy Chain Restaurants, You Moron
NBA All-Star Slam Dunk Contest Dunking over Spud Webb, Britney
Spears and a Coffin
The Winter Olympics Needs American Idol Judges Michelle Kwan.
New York City Dating.
Mating. Male Hating.
New York City Dentist.
Because I needed sex.
wife, Janet Jones, is a Naughty Naughty Girl.
Grammy Awards Review. Sexiest MILF Award. Best Hip-Hop
Jessica Simpson, The Rolling Stones, Betting Man Stan, My Girlfriend,
and a little Football Game called the Super Bowl
How to Choose a College the HogWild Way And
what college to avoid at all costs!
NFL Super Bowl: Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Paris Hilton
The Ultimate HogWild Super Bowl Party Vida Guerra. Brooke Burke.
The Greatest Geek Upset in Football History
The NFL? No! I.S. 181!
MySpace Boobs Comment on MySpace
I comment on idiots who comment
81 Smart Ways to Stop Kobe
Bryant #1: The Skank Zone Defense
Man's Gotta Do What a Man's Gotta Doo-Doo
Gotta poop, but don't wanna wake the roommate
Women's Tennis: The Hottest & The Nottest
Anna Kournikova, Maria Sharapova
American Idol: Mean Simon, Horny Paula, and Worthless Randy
Golden Globe Awards
Brokeback Mountain paves the way for other gay films
My Romantic Ghetto-way Stoned
sheep, stick fights, and the shower gangbang
Your MySpace Profile Sucks if...
Does your MySpace suck?
Dunkin Donuts Guy
Paris Hilton's New Year's Resolutions
Movie Reviews by George
New York City
Subway Strike: Bull$h!t
Holiday Party: Bonecrusher
Christmas in New York City
Gay Santa, Ice-T, and me humping a reindeer.
Losers comment on this hot girl!
Morita from The Karate Kid. Dead.
Scenes of Comedy Central's Premium Blend
Myspace jokes. Real comments to
real hot girls by real losers!
American Music Awards. Lindsay
Lohan, Gwen Stefani jokes.
New Floats in the Thanksgiving Day Parade. NFL jokes
Hilton vs. Nicole Richie in a Freestyle Battle Rap!
Alternative to Doppler 2 Million Weather. Al Roker Wrestles.
The 100% Complete
Biographical Timeline of the Life of Rosa Parks: American Hero and
Rappers Against Abortion and Harriet Miers
R.I.P. Supreme Court Justice William Rehnquist: a conservative time line
Top 23 Hurricane
Katrina Emergency Response Priorities from the Bush White House
Jovi Ruined my Life
Hell Gigs from my Stand-up Comedy
visit to The Erotic Expo. Sex jokes
President Bush's War on Retirement
Idol jokes. Randy Jackson tries to act black.
The Birthday BJ and
Tower to have Giant Lobster on Top
Guy Creator Seth MacFarlane is a Prick
Baseball Jokes and Funny
Pictures: Notes from Yankee Stadium
6. My 72 Second Audition and Stoooopid Application..
Jokes. The Oven Mitt Dance.
a New Virgin into the Vatican. Who will be the new Pope?
Chili: want Fingers with that?
Schiavo is not Going to Disney World
Blue: A touching Funeral Eulogy
Reading Between the
Lines of Martha Stewart's Letter
D-List Celebs Get Their Own Colognes
TRUTH of the Bush Budget. What programs will really get cut? How will the
Government raise more money?
TRUMP Wedding. Secrets Revealed!
Abraham Lincoln Gay?
Eats his Way Through Europe! Italy, Part 3:
The Olive Garden and Pigeons Suck. George Washington Rules!
Eats his Way Through Europe! Italy, Part 2: Pope on MTV Cribs and Wonder Woman
Vs. Ice Cream
Eats his Way Through Europe! Italy, Part 1: Stupid Statues and Pictures of
Asians taking Pictures
Eats his Way Through Europe! Germany, Part 3: The Midget Grocery Store and
Moshing in Munich
Eats his Way Through Europe! Germany, Part 2: Spongebob vs. Das Brot. Jokes and
Eats his Way Through Europe! Germany, Part 1: The Chocolate Museum. Jokes and
vs. Kerry. Presidential Debate Jokes and Pictures.
are perverts! Sex jokes galore at the Brooklyn Botanic Garden
Girl is too damn young (Song Parody)
visit to the Urologist so he could juggle my grapes
Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest
Mermaid Parade with Moby
father is an idiot
Jokes: The Gay Truck Driver
Fine Line between making a Girl feel Special and making her feel Stalked.
jokes. Women jokes. Relationship jokes.
mommy's got a mess. Mama Jokes.
girl can not poop.
a man is trying to woo a woman, NOTHING is too expensive. Once a man
her as his girlfriend, EVERYTHING is too expensive.
got a hot bim's Bodily Fluids all over me
in Florida, Part 2: More Fake breasts, Hang Gliding, Running out of
Gas, and Smart Gay Guys
in Florida, Part 1: Fake breasts, the wheelchair pile-up, and
Jamaican girls with beef patties
Awards 2004. Proof that Ugly Nubs (Jay-Z) can scoop Hot Bims (Beyonce)
Jackson's Super Bowl Halftime Peep Show
Things About the Mars Mission
Torture of Talking to My Family During the Holidays
game to an Eco-Chick
Simpson on Fox News
Real Life was like the movie "Kill Bill"
I've only got 1 thing on my mind -- Food
jokes! Top Ways to Prevent Another Blackout
woman used me! She used me for cuddling! But what about what I want? What
survived the subway fire on the F train. Serious!
does your Cell Phone Say about Who You Are?
the Gym: Hot Bims, OMG's and Gay Dudes in the Locker Room
Cops Towed my Car. But it wasn't my fault, I hate reading...
want a woman who wants to settle. Not Settle Down. Just settle. For Me.
Fantasy Wife. Nipples made of Bubble Gum.
SARS Song! When you Kiss a Girl with SARS...
Security Harasses Hog!
the Economy is Affecting Local Rappers
Ways New Yorkers are Dealing with the 50 Cent Subway Fare Hike
TRUTH behind Anti-War Protestors! They're not anti-war at all! Bush's
plans to nuke Mars!
on Iraq. Who is Next on Bush's Hit List? Hint: NOT North Korea.
Scandals Rock Music's Biggest Stars: 50 Cent, Eminem, J.Lo, Michael
Jackson and more!
Inspired by 50 Cent and Jay-Z: "Searching for America's Most Musically Talented Drug
Dealers: A New MTV Reality Show"
Grammy Awards. Avril, Faith, Nora and Gwen. Eminem Wears his Fanciest
I were an Astronaut and God as Ike Turner
All-Star Weekend. Jordan: The Greatest $%#@ of All-Time. Mariah Carey in
that dress. Marv's new hair hat.
I took a
big crap today
of Mass Conversion: New Tactics for Religious Regime Change
Anti-Official Guide for First Time Visitors to New York City
Lawsuit: My Son's School Bag is Too Heavy
Brainwashed by Video Game: Must Kill!
Pigole Smith Show
HogWild in Hawaii! Part 5: God's Urinal, Hot HOT Lava, the Evil White
Man, and Cock Fighting
HogWild in Hawaii Part 4, Crazy
Naked White Kids, Testicle Reductions, and Pigs on Parade
HogWild in Hawaii Part 3,
Jewelry, Mooters, and the Orgasm Flower
HogWild in Hawaii Part 2, Hot
HogWild in Hawaii Part 1,
Pit-stop in Kentucky
Naked Cowboy, Fantasy
Baseball, and Pokey Greese
Breast Implants and the Oscars
Spears hosts the American Music Awards
takes over the Government!
Hog goes to a
Renaissance Festival-- great pictures!
Misty Hyman proves that
Vote for the Hebrew
National-- or The Rock
Middle School Kids
and the Adults they can Potentially Become
What if Eminem was
running for President of the U.S.?
Stupid Ass Toys
If their bras could speak . . .
What would they say?
How much is your Class
Action Lawsuit Worth?
Hog gets his Wisdom
Teeth Yanked, not his Jammy
Trip to the Bahamas, Part
6: Lettin' it All Hang Out, Postcard Bims, Barbed Wire Pubes
Trip to the Bahamas, Part 5: Blue Ribbon Ponies, Boobies for Breakfast, and Greased Lightning
Trip to the Bahamas, Part
4: Bare Beach Realities and Bootleg TV
Trip to the Bahamas, Part
3: S&M Goatee and the Free T-Shirt
Trip to the Bahamas, Part
2: Topless Bims
Trip to the Bahamas, Part
1: Everybody's an Alcoholic
Anorexics make me
watch Amazing Video TV
Aging Strippers and
Watch my helpful and hilarious Expert Dating Advice videos!
Mission Impossible 2
Review of Gladiator
Trip to NYC, Part 5:
The Perfect Booty & the SUV Limo
Trip to NYC, Part 4:
The Yankees and Squirrels in Strollers
Trip to NYC, Part 3:
Hog's SLUT Bowling Ball and Million Dollar Apartments
Trip to NYC, Part 2:
The Mets and Asian Bims
Trip to NYC, Part 1:
The all-gay airline
at the Park
Take me out to
the Ball Game
Website Name Game
Nub Spends $27,000 at
Escape from Commie Island
Our New Puppy Sherwood
The Grammy Awards
Mrs. P's Pillow Talk
Funny Rants: Tales from the Short Bus
Funny Rants: The Movies
Funny Rants: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day
Funny Rants: Y2Kiss My ASS!
Funny Rants: The Circus
Funny Rants: New Year's Eve at Times Square
Funny Rants: Celebrity New Year's Resolutions
Funny Rants: The Ugly Tie
Funny Rants: PeaNUTS-- The Future of Snoopy & the Gang