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by me, HogWild
If you think only grandmothers play bingo, you're wrong big time. A study by the site, jackpotjanebingo.co.uk, found that many young girls are playing bingo online. Wow! Bingo is getting cool again! Or... girls are starting to behave like grandmas! The new trend for hot women is to knit a sweater while wearing comfortable sneakers and complaining about today's music! haha It would be so cool to meet hot chicks playing Bingo online. It'd be much better than how I usually meet women... when they're telling me to quiet down in the library because I'm using the dictionary and giggling at anatomy words. Tee-hee! Meeting women through online bingo is probably easier than getting girls to approach you. But I do have a tip for that... How to get women to approach you: Wear something unusual for them to comment on. For example, around your neck are high-powered night-vision binoculars. When she approaches you, greet her by saying, "Hey I know you! You live in apartment 4A! You watch NBC on Thursdays and you enjoy Sunday bubble baths!" She won't like that but you will meet many professional women as you make your way through your local legal system! There will be the hot female prosecuting attorney, perhaps an older, sexy cougar as the judge, and then all those crazy ladies who like to be pen-pal girlfriends with convicts! But rather than go through the trouble to get arrested just to meet women, it's easier to meet girls playing bingo online. It's easy to chat up the babes when you're doing an activity together that you both enjoy. And everybody enjoys winning bingo! The girls are playing online bingo. And if you want to meet girls, go where the girls are! HINT: This does not include the Ladies Restroom!!! (Unless you want a second shot at those hot chicks in the legal system! haha :)
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