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1 - World's Hottest Female Sports Reporters
2 - Hottest Sports Wives
3 - Dating Advice: "Why won't my ex-boyfriend return my things?"
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6 - The Glamour. The Glory. The Babes. My Days on the 6th Grade Math Team.
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8 - How to Show-Off Your New iPhone in a Totally 100% Dignified Manner
9 - MILF Madness: Heidi Klum vs. Halle Berry
10 - Cartoon: The V@gina Explained to Guys
11 - Beat Your Pinata to the Hottest Mexican Women of Mexico
12 - Hottest German Girls of Germany
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Players Quitting NBA for Europe! Enjoying Benefits of Euros, German Supermodels, & Relaxed Paternity Laws
NBA player Josh Childress to play with Greek team Olympiacos... I was going to make fun of that Greek team for having a stupid name but then I remembered that the NBA has some of the stupidest team names ever invented:

* Memphis Grizzlies. Memphis hasn’t seen anything resembling a big hairy bear since the passing of Elvis Presley.

* New Jersey Nets. Is it possible to come up with a more generic name? That’s like having a son and naming him “boy."

MY LATEST SEMI-HILARIOUS COMEDY
Dating Advice: "My ex-boyfriend is destroying his life with drugs. I want to help him. How do I approach him to be his friend?"
(VIDEO / TEXT) You approach him like this: "Hey buddy, o' pal! Have no fear! I am here to Saaaaaaaaave You!"

ANNOUNCER: Dum-dee-dummmmmmm! It's Suuuuuuuper X! As her alter-ego she would seem to be a regular girl with a regular job, but at night, she tears off her glasses and trades in her purse for a golden lasso. She flies through the air without a care in her sexy underwear to save her ex-boyfriends... from THEMSELVES!!!" Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Cartoon: Don't drink from the juice container!
I had a girlfriend who would...

Dating Advice: "I'm interested in two different girls. Which girl should I go out with?"
(VIDEO / TEXT) It's a case of the "nice" brunette vs. the "hot" blonde! Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Cartoon: Is it cool to fart around your girlfriend? This girl says Yes!
She must consider her man's farting to be...

Dating Advice: "Something is bothering my man but he won't tell me what it is."
(VIDEO / TEXT) This means he feels guilty about it. Or ashamed. You need to talk about it. Whatever it is. He shouldn't be hiding things from you. Except for a secret bank account. A secret bank account full of p*rn!

Cartoon: "Girls go for Jerks. You know why?"
It's because Jerks are...

Baseball: NL East Weaker than Rafael Palmeiro's un-medicated Erection
NOTE TO DUDES WITH BONER ISSUES: No offense. Just that Rafael Palmeiro deserves to be grilled because of his blatant steroids lie. Maybe if he wasn’t injecting HIMSELF, he’d be able to inject his girl.

Dating Advice: "Should I get my girlfriend a pre-engagement ring?"
(VIDEO / TEXT) When you're with a girl for the long-term, you have to consider things more carefully. It's not like when it's a 1-night-girlfriend and you can overlook things, like her face. Or her intelligence. Or her pen!s. Awwwwww! HA HA HA!

NOTE: I'm just kidding! Guys, you should never sleep with a girl who has a pen!s and an ugly face. Have some respect for yourself. The girl can have one or the other! But not both!

Cartoon: This did NOT impress my date at the restaurant...
I tried to impress her, I really did! But it kinda backfired.

I pissed off a Hooters Waitress
Boobies and drama! Sometimes Hooters need to be re-adjusted and put in their place!

Cartoon: "When I was a kid, my dad would embarrass me by... "
Why, dad, WHY?!

Dating Advice: "How do I know if my girlfriend truly loves me?"
(VIDEO / TEXT) You probably DON'T love each other. You're like, "YES we do! We love each other like the night sky loves the moon. Like the sun loves the sea. Like Super Mario loves mushrooms." OK, prove it. See love is not what you... Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Funny Pics: Alex Rodriguez Hits Grand(ma) Slam with Madonna!
Baseball bloopers. Inappropriate action in the bullpen. Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.

Should Brett Favre Un-Retire? Or be an NFL Announcer alongside John Madden, Marv Albert, & Britney Spears' Ass in 1999?
Brett Favre is following a long tradition superstar athletes who un-retire: Michael Jordan, Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, Roger Clemens, Me.

After 2 Championship years on the middle school Math Team I called it quits to spend more time at home with my Nintendo. But I missed the thrill of live algebraic competition. So they unretired my calculator-watch and I returned for one more season.

Cartoon: "I went on a date and the girl showed up wearing clear heels... with blinking lights in them!"
Girls, you know better than that. If you...

Dating Advice: "What kinds of things do guys like to hear?"
(VIDEO / TEXT) THINGS GUYS LIKE TO HEAR VS. THINGS GUYS DO NOT LIKE TO HEAR...

GUYS LIKE TO HEAR: I'll follow you anywhere.
GUYS DO NOT LIKE TO HEAR: I'll follow you EVERYwhere (to make sure you're not cheating on me.)

GUYS LIKE TO HEAR: It's hurting me but it feels soooo good.
GUYS DO NOT LIKE TO HEAR: It tickles!

Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Cartoon: "When it comes to sex, I ALWAYS use a condom, but one time I had to use Bubble Wrap..."
Do YOU always use a condom half the time?

Cartoon: "My brother got married and we're Jewish so I don't know if you know this but..."
At a Jewish wedding, the groom...

Dating Advice: "During sex, my man suddenly pulled away from me after I said something."
(VIDEO / TEXT) You MUST communicate with each other! To be able to do this, you must establish mutual trust and respect.

WHAT NOT TO DO A.K.A. HOW TO DESTROY TRUST
- When your partner is trying to tell you something, interrupt and argue
- Judge your partner. Make him/her feel guilty
- Hide things. Deceive. Lie.
- Break your promises.
- Mock your partner until they feel insecure by shouting things in public like, "You're stupid and you have ugly genitals!"

Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Baseball's Hottest All-Star Wives (Pics)
It's time for baseball's All-Star game. Yeah, OK, great. But here in HogWild Land, it's time for me to present to you the All-Star Wife Team! These hot women look great when they're in scoring position! Awww! HA HA HA!

Cartoon: Mom Caught me Shuffling... my iPod
If I had an iPod as a teenager, I would get in so much trouble because my mom...

Cartoon: The National Rifle Association wishes you a Happy 4th of July!
A patriotic message from our friends with firearms!

Dating Advice: "I was too needy and it screwed up my relationship. How do I fix it?"
(VIDEO / TEXT) You need to reach the level of emotional independence. At this level you can take care of yourself. You won't starve to death. You are free. I think William Shakespeare explained it the best in his sonnet, "Thou Can Wipe Thy Own Ass." Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Cartoon: Boner Pills
Now they say boner pills might cause blindness. I don't care if...

Dating Advice: "How do you flirt over email or text message?"
(VIDEO / TEXT) Type 1 Flirting Text Message:
I'm listening to your favorite song & it made me think of u. ;)

Type 2 Flirting Text Message:
I'm eating a Jumbo Hot Dog & it made me think of u. ;)

Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Cartoon: The Hardest Thing to do on a Date
"With girls, the hardest thing for us guys to do is to NOT say something stupid..." Funny MySpace Cartoons + Twisted Humor.

Funny Pics: Wackiness @ Wimbledon!
Why is Serena Williams so upset? Richard Gasquet has "fancy" dreams. The Blowfish at the Wimbledon Tennis Open. Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.

Gay/Love Partnership Broken up... NBA Draft: Rudy Gay, Kevin Love & a very Magic Johnson
A basketball player with the name Gay on the back of his jersey sits on the bench next to a man named Love. My All-Time List of Most Awesome NBA Players I want to see sit next to each other on the bench:
Kidd – Boozer
Gay – Kidd
Gay - Johnson
Prince – Gay
Gay - Worthy        
Gay – Cheeks...

Dating Advice: "My boyfriend said he loved me but then 3 days later says I'm not his type."
(VIDEO & TEXT) Don't say you love someone until you are ready to stand by your words. Words must be backed up with ACTION or else they are as worthless as a Mexican peso to Russian astronauts on Mars... As worthless as a condom to a Nun... As worthless as a cookie to an Eskimo in a coma!

NOTE TO ESKIMOS IN COMAS: I don't mean any offense. I'll just put the cookie next to your bed and you can have it when you wake up!

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