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Cartoon: "Therapists are Prostitutes for Women..."
Women, you really need us to listen to your problems. And when you don't get what you NEED...

MY LATEST SEMI-HILARIOUS COMEDY
Dating Advice Video: "How do I get a girl attracted to me?"
The #1 key is Confidence. When you are confident, you are in control of yourself and your environment. You can handle anything thrown your way.

Except ninja-stars. For that'll you need confidence PLUS excellent ninja-star dodging abilities.

Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Cartoon: "I hate when people do sh!t they KNOW is wrong like..."
Do you hate this, too?

Dating Advice Video: "My boyfriend says he isn't sure about his feelings for me any more."
A guy's feelings towards you -- much like his boner -- need constant visual and physical stimulation. Ignore the boner and it will shrink away, then eventually point in a different direction.

Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Video: My First Time on Top... of a Motorcycle
I felt really MANLY as I held on for dear life to the girl who was driving.

Cartoon: "I learned how to have sex from watching porn..."
I thought this is how you please a woman...

Dating Advice: "This guy called me a sh!tface but then gave me an amazing hug! Do I have a chance with him?"
How DARE he call you a name like that. You should call HIM over by yelling, "Hey toothpick d!ck! Come here! I need to pick something out of my teeth and your skinny little toothpick wiener is all that's available."

Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Video: My Incredi-Awesome Ideas that will make Your Thanksgiving more Fun!
HogWild Idea #1... Musical Chairs!

It's so boring to sit in the same place for 4 hours. It would be more fun if every few minutes, you had to switch seats. And when the music stops, if you don't have a seat, then you are OUT and you don't get any more food. Or love.

Game: Thanksgiving Turkeys Want Revenge! Shoot Them!
Play the Thanksgiving Turkey Shooter!

Cartoon: "Growing up we'd all run around the playground UNTIL..."
...this one kid almost decapitated himself on the monkey bars so...

Video: The Story of Thanksgiving (as told by my idiot Uncle)
As a kid he told me, "Thanksgiving is a holiday where we give thanks! To America's first President... Jesus Christ."

Dating Advice: "The guy I like (and who likes me back) has a secret girlfriend!"
REASONS A GUY KEEPS HIS RELATIONSHIP A SECRET
- he wants to keep his options open
- he is embarrassed to be with the girl
- he is a member of a special missions squad and if captured by the enemy he doesn't want them to know the identity of anyone they can kidnap to make him talk

or it's because...

- he's a jerk-face jerk-a-zoid!

Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Funny Pics: Thanksgiving! Vengeful Turkeys, Horny Potatoes, & Saucy Celebs
Pervert Potato at the Parade!

Play the Silly HogWild Thanksgiving Story Maker Game!
Create your super silly Thanksgiving story!

Cartoon: Fake Orgams vs. Fake Listening
We were BOTH faking it! :)

Video: Tourette Syndrome... from my ass
True story of the radio DJ with Tourette Syndrome!

Dating Advice Video: "Is it wrong to have a "friend with benefits?"
If your instincts say it's wrong, then this kind of sex is not for you. Sex can be anything you make it. Sex can be simple and fun and unattached. Or it can be a dangerous and sad way to temporarily cure your loneliness. Or it can be a very intimate form of expressing your love for your partner. Or it can be your part-time job.

Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Cartoon: The OTHER thing Amsterdam is famous for...
It's not all marijuana there! They're also famous for...

Cartoon: "When I drink I do stupid things, like when I..."
Told this girl that I...

Video: Shot from a Fart! ("Shot through the Heart" Bon Jovi song Parody)
Shot from a fart
It releases pain
Now I’ve made a brown stain! (brown stain!)

Cartoon: "If I owned a Sex Toy store..."
I would offer a DISCREET delivery service... Sort of. :)

Dating Advice Video: "Is it right for a girl to get jealous of her boyfriend requesting girls on MySpace?"
How would a guy feel if his girlfriend was contacting random hot dudes to be MySpace friends?

Then she leaves slightly flirty comments on these guys' profiles. You know like, "Hey Bobby! I like the music on your profile! It's perfect for when I masturbate to your photos!"

Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Cartoon: Hot chick at the bar "protected" by her super fat friend
It's like the drunk hot chick is the quarterback and her friend is the 800 pound offensive lineman...

"Me So Horny" Video Mash-Up! (You've Never Seen Dancing like this! :)
You gotta see this!

Cartoon: Should you wear white at your wedding?
When a girl wears white at her wedding she's taking a chance because...

Dating Advice Video: How can I stop being clingy and needy in relationships?
Stop tracking her IP address and checking her email and hiring a private investigator and implanting a GPS chip in her left butt cheek. You're being a scrotum. Because a scrotum is a "nut case."

Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Cartoon: Is this a good excuse to be speeding?
I think the officer agreed with me. :)

My Pen!s has Leadership Abilities
My pen!s has leadership abilities. Where it points, I follow. Even if I KNOW I shouldn't, I always listen to my pen!s. It's very convincing.

My pen!s is not very talkative. I'd say it's the strong, silent type.

So I got to thinking, with my pen!s having all this leadership ability, what if my pen!s ran for President of the United States of America!

It wouldn't be the first time we had a d!ck-head in charge!

Dating Advice Video: "My boyfriend of 4 months is ignoring my calls!"
How can I explain the status of your relationship in a gentle way?... Well, let me first tell you some of my random thoughts...

This guy on the bus was taking up two seats so I said move OVER.

In a fraction, the numerator is OVER the denominator.

If I wore my UNDERwear on the outside, I guess it'd be called OVERwear.

Girls have OVER-eez.

Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Cartoon: The Senior Class Penis Painting Prank
The principal was outraged! She's yelling...

Dating Advice: "What are ways to meet guys at the gym?"
Be subtle. Say this to the guy you like, "Gosh, you are all sweaty! Would you like me to wipe the sweat off your glistening muscles? With my boobies? ...Why am I inside the men's locker room? Um..."

Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

HogWild for President! God Bless HELP America! :)
I will surround myself with people with EXPERTISE in their field to advise me.

Secretary of Defense: A man with a lot of experience defending our way of life. He has personally battled Iranian Sheiks, Russian Bolsheviks, and even taken on a Giant, that's right I'm appointing Hulk Hogan.

Secretary of Giving Hope to those with little Talent: Brooke Hogan

Department of Labor: Sarah Palin. She doesn't know much about anything else, but she KNOWS about labor! Either she or someone in her family is ALWAYS pregnant!

Dating Advice: "Should I try to get my ex back or should I move on?"
Sometimes the reasons for breaking-up are insurmountable such as:

- You don't get along.
- You don't have trust for each other.
- You aren't attracted to each other any more on any level.
- You called out the wrong name while making love... to his brother.

NOTE: Saying the RIGHT name while riding the romance-rod of the WRONG guy does NOT count for partial credit.

Comic: "I was talking to this girl at the bar and she was being a real biznatch..."
She gives me attitude like...

VIDEO: Halloween Fight! (with Jesus)
This dude dressed as Jesus was talking sh!t!

VIDEO: Sexiest Halloween Costumes for Girls + WARNING: These Costumes will C*ck-Block You!
Aaarrrg! I'd sure like to plunder YOUR booty! Will your costume c*ck-block you?

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