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Weapons of Mass Conversion: New Tactics for Religious Regime Change |
Wouldn’t it be easier if everyone believed in exactly the same things we do? And by we, we don’t mean us, we mean right-wing Christians! It sure would cut down on arguments about the after-life, what rules to follow here on Earth, and what animals are allowed to be served on your dinner plate! HogWild's undercover journalists have discovered that the Bush White House has authorized a secret project to build Weapons of Mass Conversion. That way, people all over the globe will think and act just like He does! And by He, we mean George W. Bush! |
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1) Neutron New Testament Bomb
When detonated it radiates His message, obliterating all free will and rational thought. INTernational
Art Note: Carrot Top is on TV. He goofily says, “Dial down the crucifix!” Just like in the 800-CALL-ATT commercials, the numbers light up as he dials them. Except instead of “Dial down the center”, the buttons on the phone light up in the shape of a cross.
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Art Note: We are in the big room of the United Nations. At the podium, Bush and Powell are holding documents screaming, “We have proof!” The ambassadors for Israel, Nigeria, India, and China are pissed.
Art Note: Bush is on TV explaining his new economic stimulus plan.
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