Read this fast! Because the DEADLINE is MARCH 8, 2010!

Today I'm going to help you win $1000!

Yay! $1000! haha!

I've been asked to help promote this awesome new contest. The prize is $1000 in CASH to spend on one dream date!

And I think you'd have a good chance to win because I know from talking to my fans that you have a lot of creativity!

And... even if you don't win... EVERYBODY who enters AUTOMATICALLY gets a box of fancy chocolates from Seattle Chocolates along with a Relationship Report from MatchMatrix and a special coupon code worth $40 with Intelius Datecheck.

Yay! Coupons!

And Chocolate! :)

So what do I have to do, Hog?! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!!!

All right! Calm down!!!

OK, this is the fun part. All you need to do is make a short video (up to 1 minute) answering, "How would you spend $1000 on one dream date?" 

That's it! So break out your web cam or cell phone video camera and get at it! Now if you're mad bootleg and don't have a video camera, you should like totally get with the 21st Century and stuff, but they also let you write a short essay instead!

So everyone can enter! Everyone SHOULD enter! It's super easy to enter and you automatically get a box of yummy chocolate and you could definitely win the Grand Prize and get that thousand dollars!

You need to hurry because the deadline is March 8th. Now don't write to ME, because this isn't my contest. I'm passing this along to you because I know a lot of you are interested in having fun by answering a dating question, eating yummy chocolate and of course winning that money!

Yay! Money!

You need to go to http://www.hogwild.net/contest and it will automatically send you to their contest page that has the official rules and prizes.

That got me to thinking, What would I, HogWild do with the money if I won? Which I can't. Because I'm not eligible because I'm like, too super cool and stuff. But if I was, what would I do?

Maybe I would...

Find that special girl I've been interested in and...

ME: Hello special girl! So what place would you love to go that you've never been to before?
HER: Wow, good question... Paris.
ME: OK, we're going!
HER: Oh my goodness! You're using the prize money to me on a date in Paris!!!
ME: Yes, the prize money will cover the cost of our plane tickets!
HER: Um, so then where will we stay? What will we eat?
ME: I don't know! I don't think that far in advance!

Or...

ME: Hello girl I kinda like.
HER: Hello guy I kinda like.
ME: I remember that you REALLY like... pizza. So I like, won this $1000 contest and stuff, so I bought you a huge stack of pizzas!
HER: Um, why did you buy them all at once?
ME: I don't know! I don't think that far in advance!

OK, here's what I would REALLY do...

I would... donate all the money to an animal shelter that feeds hungry puppies. And I would take my date to the animal shelter and say, You see those cute happy puppies? They're happy because YOU fed them!

HER: I did?
ME: Yes! I gave all the prize money to this animal shelter!
HER: aw!
ME: And our date is to pet all the cute puppy dogs here who need our love!
HER: Oh my goodness, this is the sweetest date ever.
ME: I know. I'm just a good person. So....you wanna like, make out later?

HER: Um, I don't know! I don't think that far in advance!

So go enter the contest! Be fun, be creative, be awesome... I want MY Hogs and Hoggettes to win! Go to --> http://www.hogwild.net/contest