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♥ Dating Advice: How do I text a guy suggestively but not so much that he only wants sex when I see him?

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E in New York writes...

Hiya Hog!

You're wicked cute and I like your smile and face and everything. :)

(Whoa! Thank you!)

There's this boy and he's wicked cool but he lives a lil' bit away so we text a lot. How do I text him suggestively but not soo suggestively that he only wants to hook up when we see each other?

How can I tell what he wants through his texts and how do I tell him what I want?

Thank you! You're amazing! :D

- E in New York

Ah yes, the fine line between exciting sexually flirtatious fun and whoredom.

Man with proper British Accent: Hello. I am Lord Whore and welcome to my Whhhhhhhoredom. I am not a pimp but simply a purveyor of prostitutes. I am the Baron of the Boink-boink. The Earl of the Toe Curl. The Duke of Doin' It.

Yes, you want him attracted to you. Yes, you want him popping a boner for you.

THINGS YOU WANT A GUY TO POP FOR YOU
- a boner!

Yay! A Boner!

THINGS YOU DO *NOT* WANT A GUY TO POP FOR YOU
- a zit. On your forehead. With his teeth.

In your case, you do not want him thinking he can get into your, uh, Passion Area without a relationship. You also don't want him to think you aren't worthy of a relationship.

Most guys value a girl who is loyal. Some guys will assume that if they can easily get you into bed that you do that with all the guys and thus... you are not loyal and therefore, not a relationship girl.

The way to fight this is simple. Don't allow him to...

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- Don't be blatant in your text messages or make promises of future sha-boinking activities, only hint at yummy things to come. Heh heh. To come.

Oh, and here's something SUPER IMPORTANT: You must stop using text messages for...

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Comment below! Would you flirt sexually over text with a person you haven't sha-boinked in real life? Why or why not?






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