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♥ Dating Advice: How to spot a possibly abusive guy BEFORE you get too involved with him!

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C in San Antonio writes...

Hello Hogwild,

I love your advice! You're so true and funny! God has definitely blessed you with a sense of humor in life.

I was in a relationship but things got bad after a month. He started to become controlling and when I tried to break things off, he locked me in his car and smacked me around.

Out of fear, I agreed to stay but then a week later he tried to rape me.

I finally broke it off after he left town.

I'm in counseling and I'm getting help at church and my friends have my back but when I try to go out and dance with my friends something always goes wrong!

This one guy I was dancing with was being nice but then he pulled me in and tried to make out with me.

I pushed him away because I'm just not that type of girl but he kept grabbing me.

I finally got away and found a guy friend. I burst into tears and had my friend get me away.

I was so embarrassed because I'm in mixed martial arts training and I should be able to take care of myself.

I can't seem to get past this fear of guys that is holding me back and I can't seem to find a guy who doesn't want me for just a lip on lip session.

I'm a virgin and I just don't play russian roullette with that because this isn't the first time I've almost been raped! What's wrong with me?!

- C in San Antonio

First of all, nothing is wrong with you. Always ask the RIGHT questions. So please start with, what's RIGHT with you?

Thank you for saying that *I'm* blessed. Now, how are YOU blessed? What are YOUR gifts? What are YOU here to bring to the world?

If you haven't discovered your gift yet, that's ok. You will. Sometimes the simplest gifts are the best. For instance, I think women who bring the gift of loving motherhood to the world are amazing. Not mediocre motherhood, but super lovingness. I think that's a big gift.

Many dudes, when they find out you are saving it for marriage or whatever, will walk away from you because they're unwilling to wait. Doesn't make them bad. It makes them honest.

It's level 10 douche bags who will try to force themselves on you.

You need to target those guys who are ALSO saving the sticky-squishy-fishy-flop-dance for marriage.

Now what you need to do is learn how to indentify and stay away from insecure abusive losers.

SIGNS THAT A MAN MIGHT BE AN ABUSIVE BUTT-FACE BUTT BRAIN
- he's very jealous. He doesn't like or let you hang out without him around. He checks up on you all the time.

HIM: Where were you?!

YOU: I told you, my friend and I went out for ice cream.

HIM: What flavor?

YOU: I had vanilla. With rainbow sprinkles.

HIM: How many sprinkles?

YOU: How should I know?!

HIM: Aha! You're weren't getting ice cream with your friend! You were doing sex! You were doing sex with a man!

- he tries to control your every move

HIM: Where are you going?

YOU: If you must know, I'm going to use to toilet.

HIM: #1 or #2?

YOU: Ewww! It's none of your business!

HIM: It'd better be #1! I don't want you making #2 in the evening! No #2 in the evening! You promise?

YOU: OK, I promise!

HIM: Good. I'll be outside the door listening for grunting.

And here is a VERY big sign that you don't want to miss...

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- Find yourself an unspoiled boy, pure of penis. He could be at church or on the chess team or in the role-playing society. Heh heh. :)

- Abusive men degrade your accomplishments. He says hurtful things to you or about you. He tries to keep you feeling low because he needs to feel superior to you.

And here is a sure sign, he is always...

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Comment below! Have you ever been in an abusive relationship? How did you escape? Guys, have you ever felt abused by your girl verbally or emotionally?






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