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♥ Dating Advice: How to increase your chances of that new guy calling you

by me, HogWild

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Here's a topic I get questions about all the time... so here is your solution for...

How to Make it More Likely for a new guy to Call You

Most guys are a bit scared or intimidated or nervous to call you -- especially the first time. They feel insecure, they think...

What if I run out of things to say?

What if she doesn’t really like me and she only gave me her number to be polite?

What if she doesn’t answer, should I leave a message? What should I say? I don't want to sound desperate!

Am I calling too soon?

All these thoughts go through the typical dude's brain.

And they get mixed up with his other thoughts...

Sex. Me want!

Call girl.

Foooood. Me want!

Call girl.

Clip toe nails. Me no want.

Call who?

Sleeeeep. Me want!

Was I supposed to do something?

Watch sports! Me want!

Oh, I was supposed to do something! Let me do it now! <Fffart!> Yes, life is good.

People do things when they expect a greater chance of PLEASURE than the chance of PAIN.

So.... if he is SUPER into you... he will call despite his fears. But what if he's just getting to know you? He's not SURE how he feels about you yet... These are the times when not-so-confident guy won't call.

He's not "too busy", and he didn’t "forget", he's not sure of the outcome.

Even if you're super hot with a perfect body, the face of an angel, and hold an advanced degree in Massage Therapy of the Penis, he might come up with excuses not to call if he fears things won't go right. This could have nothing to do with you. It's his own insecurities.

But if you really want him to call you anyway, ya know, because you like him. Then make it easy for him.

Give him an EXCUSE to call you.

Here are 4 examples of exactly what to say to make him call you...

This is taken from my Premium Members section where I post my new videos.

Here are some more tips, but only Premium Members get the entire video + access to over 125 full dating and relationship videos in the Video Vault!

- In love, aggressive people win and passive people get the leftovers.

- For you girls, aggressive does NOT mean pushy or acting like you have testicles. It means going after what you want in a FEMININE way.

Now I'll tell you the way to get almost any guy who has groin-danglers in his boy-pouch to call you...

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Comment below! How do you feel when a new guy you like doesn't call you? Why do you think the guy doesn't call?






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