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K in Cleveland writes... Hey Hog, I'm dating this guy but he always tries to make me jealous and I hate it. He always tells me about how girls flirt with him in the gym or how they ask for his numbers. He tells me how he spent the day with this really hot girl and how his friend's sister flirted with him at dinner. I'm not the kind of girlfriend who gets jealous. I don't really mind if the guy I'm dating hangs out with other girls or gets hit on a lot. But he always tries to shove it in my face. And if I don't respond in a jealous way or something, he just tries harder and harder until I literally have to fake jealousy to make him shut up. It makes him sound stupid and makes me feel like trashing the whole thing but I really like him otherwise. But he does this ALL THE TIME. How do I tell him to stop without hurting his feelings? Because he's really really sensitive. Thanks! We can all agree that your boyfriend is being a jerkface jerk-a-zoid by trying to get you jealous but... WHY is he doing this? OBNOXIOUS GIRL: Because when he sits down, it cuts off circulation to his brain! He's doing this because he's scared. He's scared he will lose you. He's scared you will stop being attracted to him so he thinks he needs to constantly tell you that he's in demand. Now, guys, it's true that you should let your girlfriend know you have options because it WILL increase her attraction to you because us humans value what is difficult to get BUT... Don't go overboard. Your boyfriend's behavior should not be tolerated. Don't reward any behavior you don't like. This means show him no sympathy, do not ask for details. Don't pretend to be jealous. Nothing. You SHOULD tell him how his behavior is making you feel hurt. Like he's stabbing you in the eye with a stick, that was dipped in lemon juice, and set on fire and it smells kinda good but it buuuuuuurns! It hurts like he's torturously yanking out your tiny nose hairs one by painful one. It hurts like that time you wore the same dress as Kathy Petergorb. The same dress as that SLUT Kathy Petergorb! Don't yell at him or criticize him for what he's doing, just let him know how much you care about him. YOU: Sweetheart, I love you so much. And when you talk about these other girls, it really hurts me. I know that you're a sexy man-beast and that other girls desire your boink-stick. You don't have to throw it in my face. I feel lucky to have you. And I hope you feel the same about me. So I just wanted you to know that it hurts my feelings. I love you very much and I only want to be with you. Now, will this put an end to his behavior? It should. But it might not. Why? Because he... This is taken from my Premium Members section where I post my new videos. Here are some more tips, but only Premium Members get the entire video + access to over 125 full dating and relationship videos in the Video Vault! - Unless you want to be his therapist, don't try to cure him, accept this about him. If you can't or don't want to, that’s ok. Then you must leave him. - If you are ready to accept that he is insecure but you want to end his annoying habit of talking about other girls, give him the FEELINGS he wants. He is trying to get you jealous because he REALLY wants 2 things... Only Premium Members have access to this Video! 1 - Learn more about the Premium Membership or 2 - You realize Life is Short, get the relationship you deserve and Join Now! Comment below! Have you ever had an insecure boyfriend? Were you able to work through it or did it damage your relationship?
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