You've seen the movies about Las Vegas... the hot chicks, the exciting games of high stakes, the grand shows, the glitz, the glamour... now forget about all that.

Before you go to the major leagues, you should practice in a casino nearby -- ya know that dinky one that's full of local drunks and chain-smoking old ladies popping their last arthritis pill to give them the strength to pull the slot machine lever. The motto of this casino is The Glitz, The Glamour, The Grandmas.

Inside this place of sadness, you will find some reasonably attractive women who made the mistake of coming to Casino Cawf-Upalung and because you are one of the rare dudes not hooked up to a breathing device, you'll increase your odds of winning a game of Poke-Her! Awww!

To initiate the conversation with this reasonably attractive female, don't use cheesy pick-up lines such as:

Hey babe, do you want me to show you the V.I.P. -- and by that I mean, my Very Impressive Penis.

or

A wise gambler once said you need to know when to fold 'em, know when to hold 'em, and know when to walk away. Well babe, I don't fold, so as I look at your big chips, do you want me to hold 'em or walk away?

or

If you pull the slot machine lever, I have a feeling you'll get lucky! Because the lever is in my pants! Grab that Lucky 7, baby!

Instead of these ridiculous pick-up lines, just approach the girl with a smile and ask if she's up or down money for the night. Have a natural conversation and then tell her about that time you went to Vegas and opened a casino with your childhood friend for the Mob.

Oh wait, that was Robert de Niro as Sam Rothstein.

HINT: When trying to pick up some hot trashy chick, don't pretend your life was a Hollywood movie! Use a story from a book because she probably can't read.

Now, before you go into the casino and start picking up girls you need to show them you are a brilliant player. There are lots of new online casino sites that let you play for free. Just go to: www.newcasinosonline.co You may even enjoy yourself and win a few bucks to buy a lady a drink.