When you Kiss a Girl with SARS

When you kiss a girl with SARS

Make no difference who you -– are’s

Communicable disease,

Will spread to you.

If your temperature is one hundred and eight

Chills, dry cough, and a splitting headache...

When you kiss a girl with SARS,

They’ll quarantine you.

400 Killed

From Toronto to Beijing

Not appropriate for me to sing,

63 years without a gig,

Will make you do this sort of thing.

Severe acute shortness of breath.

Wearing scuba gear to avoid death.

When you kiss -- a girl with SARS

She’d best -- have huge breasts.