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Middle School Kids and the Adults they can Potentially Become |
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The
Tattle-Tale will if he wants a book deal record
private phone conversations with Senators if he wants to hear how cool his distorted voice sounds leak
incriminating corporate documents to 60 Minutes feed information about the Mob to the Feds |
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The
guy who peed his pants will if
he wants to help others become
a school guidance counselor if
he wants to go into politics become
a bleeding heart liberal if
he continues to find sick pleasure in his own humiliation become
a substitute teacher |
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The
Wimp who always got beat up will if
he wants revenge
become
a Dentist if
he wants revenge but is too chicken to do it face to face start
a worldwide computer virus if
he wants to become a statesman become
the leader of France if
he wants to play loud rock music become Marilyn Manson |
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The
girl who dressed way older than her age will if
she wants to immortalized in an Eminem song
become
a pop singer if
she likes a scandal take
down a presidential candidate if
she enjoys standing next to sweaty men in spandex become
a Professional Wrestling Bimbo if
she speaks any amount of Spanish become
a hostess for a game show on Telemundo
if
her "backyard speaks with thunder" star
as a big booty ho in a rap video if
she has poor dental hygiene become
the star of a TV show in England if
she doesn't mind being more famous for her boobs than her ability become a pro tennis player
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The
Class Clown will if
he has no ambition become
a mascot for a minor league baseball team in Dayton, Ohio if
he wants to become rich and famous become
the star of any new sitcom on the WB if
he still enjoys making silly faces at age 40 become
a school children's photographer! if
he enjoys telling dirty jokes at inappropriate times become
your family's dirty uncle!
if
he wants a dead-end job deserving of zero respect start up a semi-hilarious net site |
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The
Kiss-up will if
he wants money become
a corporate yes-man
if
he wants to fawn over celebrities become
a late-night TV talk show host
if
he wants to get into Sports become
a motivational sports coach ("you
are such a good hitter. you are the best. this slump will pass. you are
the KING, baby!") if
he wants to get free tickets to TV shows become
"planted laugher" in the audience for bad sitcoms if
he wants to see naked lesbians and hairy midgets become producer for the Howard Stern show |
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The
Bully will
if
he enjoys acting become
a professional wrestler if
he can throw a fastball become
a relief pitcher for the Atlanta Braves
if
he wants a rewarding career become
a debt collector where he can utilize his skills of "persuasion"
if
he still REALLY likes being bully become a roller skating rink security guard |
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The
Math Nerd will
if
he is greedy become
a Computer Software Gazillionaire
if
he is noble become
a physicist if
he loses one too many horse races become
the whipping-boy accountant for a Las Vegas numbers man if
he wants to live at home his whole life and never get married become
the stat-dork for baseball announcers ("Rodriguez
is hitting .314 with runners on 1st and 3rd with less than 1 out in the
5th inning of games when a Democrat is in office") |
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The
dishonest Liar will if
he wants lots of money become
a Lawyer if
he wants to be on TV
become
a local Used Car Salesman if
he wants lots of power become President of the United States
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