♥ Should we get back together? I broke up with her but I want to get my ex back!. Expert Dating Advice


Should we get back together? I broke up with her but I want to get my ex back!

by me, HogWild


E in the USA writes..

Dear Hog,

I have lots of feelings for this girl, but she's just not quite IT.

She's lovable, kind, funny, and I enjoy being around her. But she's not bright, is very flirtatious, and gets angry easily.

So I broke up with her, but now I feel like crap! What the hell! I'd rather be clear and get it over with, than instead of stringing her along, which is much meaner.

I feel shitty, is there anything I can do that will help? Should we get back together? I think I feel like crap because I erased her as an option. But she wasn't a terrible option!

- E in the USA

Get her back! By writing her a love poem!

love poem

I miss you baby, like a monkey misses the trees
I'm sorry that I took Cupid and swung a baseball bat to his knees
You're lovable, kind and funny
So what if you were slower than pouring honey?
I don't care about your temper or that you're a flirt
I just want to kiss and make up and put my hand up your shirt
Let's get married... and have 10 children by adoption
Because I've thought it over and... you're NOT a terrible option!

You’re feeling a loss. But it’s just your ego talking. Your ego would love to have lots of “options” even if these options are not right for you.

YOU: OK, that girl is not right for me. I'll keep looking.

YOUR EGO: No! We must have a harem! I want them all! Hot women, ugly women, dumb women, smart women, women with large elbows. I want them ALLLLLL!!!

You made a smart decision with your brain. Now have the discipline to stick with it. The answer is not to trick yourself into thinking she’s the one but to get out there and FIND the one.

If she had some red flags or deal-breakers, good for you for spotting them! Now treat yourself to the girl you DESERVE. Don’t let yourself down because you’re temporarily lonely or feeling like you lost a “non-terrible” options. Non-terrible options come and go all the time. They are easily replaced.

Not like your nipples, which can be very difficult to replace! I mean, they have to find a nipple donor and then they have to paint them to match your skin and if no one is willing, they have to use llama nipples. Then you'll be squirting llama milk at inopportune times! At inopportune times!


YOUR FRIEND: Dude, your shirt is all wet. Smells like dairy.

YOU: Oh yeah. It's llama milk.

YOUR FRIEND: ........ OK.

Amazing women are rare and to be cherished. You recognize the difference. Do the right thing for yourself!


- her ability to be nurturing, soft and caring
- her strength of character
- her intelligence
- her snuggle bubbles! That are... soft, supported by a strong bra, and smart. Yes, boobs can be smart! Smart boobs look attentive and perky. Dumb boobs are slumped over in their chair looking drunk.


I know it's difficult. As human people of Earth, we have a strong desire to be with SOMEONE. But choosing the right person in the first place is the more important thing you will ever do for your relationship.

If you think you're superior to your partner, then this will make you act in ways that will damage the relationship because you're not truly happy to begin with!

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- You'll know you've found the right woman when you...

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