Yes Hog, I know you always deliver the funny-funny so I will

be super smart and lock-in the low rate of 7 units for 12 months and throw down the 84 units (+$2.99 S&H ea month) (this will SAVE ME $72!)

be very smart and lock-in the low rate of 7 units for 6 months and throw down the 42 units (+$2.99 S&H ea month) (this will SAVE ME $36!)

be somewhat smart and lock-in the low rate of 7 units for 3 months and throw down the 21 units (+ $2.99 S&H ea month) (this will SAVE ME $18!)

only order the first month at the low rate and enjoy paying more later. I will send my 7 units (+$2.99 S&H) (this will SAVE ME $6! Hooray!)

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• I understand that Hog is no dummy and I won't receive any goods until I actually pay up.

• I understand that HogWild is one of the funniest new school comedians out there. 

• I know that he has worked with MAD Magazine, Clear Channel Radio, and has a world-infamous semi-hilarious net site.

• I further understand that HogWild has never fathered any of my children, regardless of what any so-called blood tests "prove."
  

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