The 2001 Emmy Awards

These Celebrities of the Idiot Box are such pansies they had to reschedule their annual self-congratulatory yawnfest 3 times! Now they're taking extra precautions so horrible shows like Touched by an Angel don't become Touched by an Anthrax. So Ally McBeal doesn't become Ally McBotulism. So E.R. doesn't become ER, we're not really doctors! Somebody save us!

Once again Dr. Salami gets the mad mango props for polluting his paintbrushes with some dirty comedy for dat azz. Click each frame in order.

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