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300 Millionth American Born

American Jokes, Population Jokes + Twisted Humor

by HogWild

The 300 Millionth American was just born! Whoa!

And they say Americans are lazy! Sounds like Americans are "gettin' busy" to me!

Check out these interesting and colorful graphs:


   

"I can put all of these peoples in ONE category... Intruder-Americans."

As you can see from those pie charts, the most obvious trend is the near tripling of the Other-American population.

This has profound implications: an Other-Americans Rights Amendment is already being introduced to Congress.

And the town of Anapra, New Mexico is the first municipality in the nation to elect a Miscellaneous-American mayor. And she's a chick, too!

1.3 Million Other-Americans include approximately:

* 100,000 Martian-Americans in Area 51
* 200,000 Transgendered-Americans
* 450,000 Domesticated-Canine-Americans registered to vote as Republicans
* 550,000 Neanderthal-Americans, mainly located in secluded mountain regions of West Virginia
*           1 Michael Jackson

Who are these "Others"? Maybe the "Other" category is comprised of people who wouldn't talk to the census-takers.... thus, America's fastest growing ethnicities:

* Not-Interested-Americans
* Get-Off-My-Lawn-Americans
* Shove-That-Clipboard-Up-Your-Honky-Ass-Americans


So the US Census Bureau break-down for the now 300 million Americans is: 67% Caucasian, 13% African-American, 15% Hispanic, 5% Asian & Pacific Islander. But some critics in the US Adult Film industry contend that these rigid racial and ethnic categories don't capture the true diversity of America, such as:

12% Spicy Latina Flava
6% Busty Asians
9% Shaved Asians
2% Backdoor Bulgarians
4% Bi-racial bi-sexuals
13% Chocolate MILFs
3% Two Wongs Make a White
2% Blacks with Giant Meat
2% Little White Treats
3% Ass-to-mouth Guatemalans
4% Half Reptilian, Half Japanese Anime C0ck Monsters
.02% P!ssing Puerto Ricans
34% Hirsute Grandmothers with Heavy Hangers
6% Barely Legal Immigrants
.000001% Busty Asian Jews Who Cook:



Top Sources of New Americans:

1 Mexico
2 China
3 - Sue Ann Jackson in Alabama

 

With every new wave of immigration, the newcomers can always take comfort that in just a few years they will be treated better than black people.


 

 

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