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Terri Schiavo is Not Going to Disney World
Jokes & Funny Pictures
The woman is dead.
Her heart is beating but she is dead. Let the poor woman die.
We have the technology to keep a person's body functioning while their mind is dead. Her soul has already left her body. Terri Schiavo is in heaven but her body is still in Florida. Why? Is someone taking her to Disney World?
No. It's because her parents are selfish. They can't
let go. FIFTEEN YEARS! The woman has been dead for 15 years.
Her parents are making her into Frankenstein's monster.
If you don't care about this, remember YOU are paying for it. To support Terri Schiavo's parents, you are paying tax dollars. Thousands of dollars a DAY! Terri Schiavo is the world's most expensive vegetable, besting radishes by $2,000 per pound!
Hey, Mom Schiavo, don't forget to water your plant.
In the future,
they will be able to keep EVERYONE "alive" with machines. Should we have
buildings full of our brain-dead family members who can't talk to us,
can't hear us, and can't hug us but we keep their bodies around because
we don't want the pain of saying good-bye?
Oh, and I love how my President has intervened by signing a law to circumvent the court. Three branches of Government, buddy! Three! Though I don't fault, President Bush for sympathizing with Terri Schiavo. After all, Terri Schiavo is brain-dead and can't function on her own... just like President Bush!
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