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Player Adam "Pac Man" Jones Bites Bouncer on Ankle, Threatens to Kill
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JUSTIN: Adam “Pac Man” Jones is in trouble again as he faces two counts of felony coercion because he allegedly BIT a bouncer on the ankle and then threatened to kill all the other employees at the club. JUSTIN: Now call me crazy, but that’s the kind of defensive back we need on the Cowboys! Someone who can cover the other teams best receiver and is willing to bite, shoot and kill anyone that gets by him. He could be the first player in league history to play in a game with a police issued ankle bracelet! JUSTIN: Sammy Sosa hit his 600th home run putting him one step closer to joining the ranks of Mark McGwire, Rafael Palmeiro and Barry Bonds as the only players to hit over 500 home runs that have an asterisk by their name for taking steroids. It's like one minute Sammy Sosa was cranking out dingers with a corked bat and then just like that he was gone...so from now on I think that we should start calling him Slamming Sammy Soze. In other news, New York Yankee Jason Giambi is just about set to squeal, I mean, meet with steroids investigator George Mitchell. Giambi, if you don’t remember, got busted for steroids and then apologized to the fans for letting them down. Granted he never admitted taking ‘roids, he just apologized for letting the team down. This would be like if your girlfriend caught you banging another woman and then you apologized -- not for cheating on her -- but just for letting her down…on second thought that’s not a bad idea… ha ha! Just kidding honey!
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Player Adam "Pac Man" Jones Bites Bouncer on Ankle, Threatens to Kill
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