JUSTIN: Every year the country’s best players put their heart and souls into the game of football in the hopes that their team can win enough games so that they can play for the National Championship. The only problem is that instead of settling things on the field with a playoff system like EVERY OTHER college sport, college football lets a computer decide who gets to play for the national championship.

HOG: Yeah, that’s like really nerdy. It's kind of ironic that the fate of the jocks is in the hands of the computer geeks.

JUSTIN: Someone came up with a system to determine who plays in the title game by using a team's "strength of schedule", wins against Top 25 teams and a voters poll to determine who gets to play for the championship. Wow, that sounds a lot like a popularity contest or something that might work better for Oscar nominations but no it’s college football and this year Michigan will be playing the role of Martin Scorsese.

HOG: They should use the same model the Olympics use for choosing the host city – bribery.

JUSTIN: Instead of getting to see a rematch of one of the most exciting games of the year between Ohio State and Michigan, a game that had 81 total points scored and all the drama of a Jessica Alba vs. Scarlet Johansson swimming pool cat fight, we get Ohio State vs. Florida. Two teams with no history of a rivalry and is just a blow out waiting to happen.  

HOG: Why can’t they have a playoff tree like college basketball? Are the people managing college football as dumb as the people playing college football?

JUSTIN: Why does College Football need a playoff system? Well just look at all the excitement that College Basketball's Final Four brings every year when 65 teams compete for the championship.

In a sport where most of the best athletes leave after their second year, college basketball has found a way to make its final month exciting. Which would you rather watch, a game between two of the country’s best basketball teams to determine who gets to go on to the next round of the tournament or two teams playing in the PapaJohns.com Bowl that determines nothing?  Seriously, when you have a game that's named after a pizza website I think it's time rethink things.

HOG: Holy crap! Is that for real? That’s sad. I can’t wait to see 2000 Flushes sponsor the “Toilet Bowl.” Or Metamucil sponsor the Sh!t Bowl. This corporate naming thing is out of control.

1^st Rule: No banks or telephone companies. They change names every 6 months. How the hell can you remember the name of your stadium? Is it Bank One Ballpark or Chase Field or Fifth-Third Mutual Citibank Free Checking Morgan Stanley MCI Sprint Stadium?

2^nd Rule: No web sites. Sounds too nerdy. As much as I’d like to see the Knicks play in the Hogwild.net Arena, it sounds goofy. Lord save us from the day when Syracuse plays in the Wikipedia.com Bowl.

I think it would be awesome if some no-name University like MY school sponsored one of the College Bowl games. Like Ohio State battles Florida in the Case Western Reserve University Bowl!

Or even better, the highest bidder is a p*rn web site and a judge rules that since they are the highest bidder, the BCS must accept their money and name the game the Inter-racial-anal-asian-midgets.com Bowl. HA HA HA!

JUSTIN: Does Florida deserve to play in the championship? Hell yes, but so does Michigan and several other teams that had good seasons namely USC, LSU, Notre Dame, Oklahoma and Texas... okay Texas would get spanked in a playoff game but god damn it what’s college football without a Texas team involved?

HOG: Yeah, it’d be like politics without a Texan in the White House… Better.

JUSTIN: Sure the presidents of major colleges say that a playoff system would make the season too long but that excuse rings hollow, if you ask me. Every year teams play one or two crappy teams from division two and end up beating them 52-0. Why not cut out those games and add a playoff system?

Wouldn’t you rather see two less regular season games and watch the Final Four of Football? Plus wouldn't it be more fun to watch an entire month of playoff college football than to try and cram in 6 games on January 1st when everyone's so hung over they just want to try and keep from vomiting on the pets much less watch a three hour bowl game?
 
If I was the LORD of College football I would do two things:

1 - I'd set up a playoff system so that the teams could settle things on the field.
2 - I'd ban college bands at half time and have the cheerleaders compete in a strip off on the 50 yard line instead. 

HOG: Lord Justin your Highness, may I make a minor adjustment?

Let’s have the college bands play strip tease music while the female cheerleaders peel off their clothes. Then, to add another exciting element, unleash the Minnesota Vikings from one side of the field to chase the naked cheerleaders while from the other direction they are chased by Michael “I Got Herpes” Vick.