Best Sex Ever

Relationship & Sex Jokes & Funny Pictures

by HogWild

The girl says to me, "Wow, that was the best sex ever." Holy sh!t!!!

That's the most important thing you can ever tell a guy!

I jumped right on my computer and printed myself a certificate!

Then I made her sign it.

I don't care that she was a virgin. It still counts!

It was like I got the High Score on an Arcade Game.

And you never want your initials to be erased.

I mean, you might be bored of playing the game and never want to play it again -- but still -- you wonder, "Am I still on the High Score screen?"

That's why I called my ex to check, "Do I still have the All-Time High Score?

Turns out, I'm not even on the LIST anymore! You SLUUUUUUUT!!!!

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