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Microsoft Jokes + Twisted Humor by HogWild Bill Gates has announced that he will soon retire from his job of running Microsoft! And only HOGWILD.NET
has the exclusive scoop to show you... The Bill Gates Daily Timeline,
Before and After Retirement 5 AM Boots up
his system with the Seattle-area based brand known worldwide for
relentlessly monopolizing its industry -- Starbucks.
Slices a kitten's throat, kicks a
puppy in the nuts and shouts "DESTROY GOOGLE!!!" 666
times. Workers run to cubicles to begin the day's work. Private gourmet chef
delivers him his favorite meal: a champagne glass full
of Mountain Dew with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. For dessert: an
apple -- which he violently bites into, spits out, and screams, "I
HATE APPLE" as he hurls the apple at the closest worker in sight.
5:30 - 6:00 PM Once again demands to
know why his popular web-based email sounds like a g@y p*rn site. Yells,
"And that colorful butterfly doesn't help matters!"
As Stripper dances on his laptop, she says,
"I'm impressed! I thought you'd be micro soft." The Bill Gates Daily Timeline, After Retirement After relaxing in his
retirement for an entire hour, decides he needs a hobby. NOON Watches The Price is Right on TV. 1 PM Watches the Golden Girls. 2 PM Watches Matlock. 3 PM Takes a nap. 4 PM Sits outside with the other retirees. Complains that his grandkids don't exist. 5 PM Looks into vacation properties. Buys a small planet. 6 PM His accountant calls. Reminds him he is on a fixed income now. 6:30 PM Takes out wad of $100 bills because he has to blow his nose. Remembers what his accountant told him. Uses $50 bills instead. 7:00 PM Reminisces about the good 'ole days... Kicks a puppy in the nuts.
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