Britney Spears sings her slutty version of Jingle Bells:
♫Dashing through the snow, I'm a single mom at play
Acting like a ho, my legs open all way! HA HA HA!
Boobies with no bra, yeah I'm not that bright
What fun it is to be a mom who's whoring out all night!

Now everybody!

♫Jingle boobs, jingle boobs
Oops, an egg nog stain!
O it's fun to be a mom
With a Yule Log for a brain! Hey!

♫Here's my camel-toe, under mistletoe let's play
Dressing like a ho, ornaments are on display! HA HA HA!
Who needs underwear?, I love Christmas time
What fun it is to be me since I dumped Kevin Federline!

Everybody!

♫Jingle boobs, jingle boobs
Jingling night and day!
O it's fun to be a mom
'til they take my kids away! Oy vey!