Bush jokes: President Bush Gives Condoleezza Rice a Naked Lady Pen for
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"For Secretary's Day I've decided to
do some nice things for the secretaries who work so hard for me.
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice:
"You're always busy signing treaties, international documents, and my absence notes from work when I go on 6 week vacations at the Crawford Ranch... so I present you with this, uh, present.
"It's a special pen, the finest writing instrument money can buy! And look, when you turn it upside down, her dress falls off and you can see boobies!
"Thank you, Mr. President. You know how
much I love boobies."
"For Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld:
"You get dinner with the boss and a
bouquet of flowers!
"Thank you, Mr. President. You know how much I love pink roses."
Secretary of Transportation Norman Mineta:
"Thank you, Mr. President. You know how much I love the Šock."
"Now that Colin Powell is gone, you are my highest ranking Africano-American secretary! I know it's not easy being the only colored guy among us honkeys.
"So to make you feel more welcome, I had the White House chef cook you up some fried chicken, fried chitlins, and some fried watermelon.
"And for your desk, I got you this beautiful
glass paperweight. Also fried.
"Thank you, Mr. President. You know how much I love stereotypes."
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Secretary of Energy Samuel W. Bodman:
all the favors I've done for Exxon, they keep shipping barrels
of oil to my ranch. I don't know what to do with all the stuff. So I
hook the garden hose up to it and sprinkle oil on the ducks.
They love it!
"Thank you, Mr. President. You know how much I love fitness and energy drinks."
Secretary of Homeland Security Michael
"Don't eat too many because they'll make you blow up! Ha ha! Get it?!
"Well, I DO happen to think it's funny!
"It's a joke, @$$holes!"
"Thank you, Mr. President. You know how much I love jokes and cookies."
Secretary of Education Margaret
mean, sure I got C grades and all, but if you're a regular
person who didn't come from a rich and powerful family who got
their son into Yale even though
his admission essay was a dirty limerick written in crayon
-- then you really need a strong edutainment system.
"You don't want him?!! Why not?! C'mon now! You wouldn't believe what I had to pay to get him from Michael Jackson!
"Thank you, Mr. President. You know how much I statutory r@pe.
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Bush jokes: President Bush gets Condoleezza Rice a Naked Lady Pen for
Secretary's Day! Twisted Humor.