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If I Were an Astronaut
God as Ike Turner
I don’t trust no union mechanic!
This is my life!
“Hey, you. Is this blaster exhaust-thingee supposed to look like this? Seems a little crooked.”
And most important of all:
“Before we go up, I just wanna test my eject button.”
In fact, as soon as we get back down into the Earth’s atmosphere, I’m ejecting no matter what. I’ll take my chances on this parachute chair before I spend my last 17 seconds as a burnt up marshmallow.
But the Columbia crew were really heroes. Let’s not forget that they led the way for astronauts getting the fun-dip they deserve.
You will be Rome’s bitches!
“But God! Haven’t we endured enough? We – we – we aren’t gonna take it anymore!”
You think Lord Vishnu is gonna treat you any better? Or Tao? We ALL run this mutha! We gotta collusion thing goin’ on! In fact, you’d better stop your kvetching, or I’ll transfer you to Asgaya Gigagei – He was lookin’ out for the Cherokees.
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