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New York City Cop Jokes + Twisted Humor by HogWild
Damn it! This is some bullsh!t!
New York City made this law that if you block a seat on the
subway, they can give you a ticket.
The train pulls into the station and
Officer Bitchass (his real name) barks at me to get off.
"Your honor, America is being taken hostage by laws that restrict the
very freedoms that our great nation was founded upon. WWTJD?
What would
Thomas Jefferson do? He would tell me stand up for my rights.
(And to hook up with that hot black girl in the pink dress.)
"Your honor, I ask you to please remember the SPIRIT of the law. The law
is here to protect us, not to restrict us. The law is here to ensure a
safe and fair society. I ask you, does stretching out my tired legs at
12:45 AM after a long night make me a threat to society?"
ABOVE: The bald eagle poops for freedom, justice, and the American Way. Then I opened my eyes and re-entered Reality. I am in a drab windowless room telling my side of the story to a bootleg tape recorder. There wasn't even a judge. The decider-guy was some sort of low level bureaucrat whose clothes looked like came out of the Salvation Army Clearance Rack.
The cop told his side of the story and lied.
He said I had my feet on
the seat. I did not. My legs were stretched out. I never put my feet on the seat because I think that's
rude to dirty up the seat. But that
doesn't count for crap.
Where was the proof?!
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