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♥ Dating Advice: My boyfriend broke up with me out of the blue! Now one month later he's texting me but not calling. Does he want me back?

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L in the U.K. writes...

Hey Hogwild,

I find your videos so useful, you're a guy that really talks some sense. Kinda hard to find these days...

So I was dating a guy for a few months and out of the blue he broke up with me because he said that he got a great job really far away and couldn't do long distance.

He came back after a month and said that he couldn't hack it and now just emails and texts me randomly but never mentions us getting back together.

He said that he wants to see me but is scared that he will get too tempted. What does that mean? Does he want me back, or is he just loving the attention? I would love to get back with him but can't take any more of the games he's playing.

- L in the UK

So tell him!

YOU: Stop the Gaaaaaaaames! This is my LIFE, not Pac-Man! Because Pac-Man is a game! And my life is not Sonic the Hedgehog! It's seeeeerious!

NERD: Serious like Final Fantasy!

why would he break up with you "out of the blue"? he should have at least told you that he was CONSIDERING taking a job far away. that's odd.

THINGS THAT ARE ODD
- breaking up with your girl suddenly and leaving the country
- any even number raised to the third power and then subtracted by 1
- a leprechaun riding a unicorn on his way to the supermarket where he's buying pasta. Because everybody knows leprechauns don't eat pasta! They eat spare ribs.

So he's back and this is a situation where you can analyze it to death and still not be certain of what is happening. Why? Because you don't have all the information!

But what it looks like is that he feels some doubt that you want him back. After all, he cold left you with no warning...

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Guys fear rejection so he's hoping you write back, "It would be great to see you again! Please please please give me the privilege of massaging your knob-goblin!"

If he's playing a game with you, it's probably Tetris...acles. Tetrisacles. Hahhaha! Awwww! Yuck! Imagine Tetris except with different shaped testicles and scrotums! Scrotum. Scroti. Scrota? Scrotumanum.

So he's there for you to re-take. My suggestion is that you...

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Comment below! Should she take him back? Do you think he wants a relationship or just sha-boinking?






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