I in Louisiana writes...

Hey Hog,

You're freakin' hilarious! And I know women want a guy who can make them laugh. When I'm around my guy friends, I can make them laugh all the time but when I'm one-on-one with a girl, it's really hit or miss.

Sometimes when I make a joke, the girl will straight out say, "That's not funny."

So do you have any tips to make girls laugh?

- I in Louisiana

Of course all girls are different, but in GENERAL...

THINGS THAT GIRLS DO NOT FIND FUNNY

- jokes that have anything to do with the function of pooping, the sounds of pooping, the smells of pooping and especially the texture of pooping

- any remark that hints at some bodily fluid leaving or entering the body -- especially HERS. So save the jokes about ejaculation, menstruation, diarrhea, profuse scrotum sweating, and vomit for where they belong. In the kitchen with Grandma.
Oh, Grandma is a dirty bird!

- jokes ridiculing innocent victims who don't deserve it
So save the aborted fetus jokes for the guys. Don't make that "hilarious" comment about the elderly woman with pancreatic cancer. Basically, things that you think, "Oh that's so wrong, but so funny!" Most girls will only think, "that's so wrong! And this guy is a jerk!" SOME girls will think it's hilarious. Those girls fall into two categories

1 - the super cool awesome chick who probably grew up with 2 or more brothers
or
2 - the super cool awesome chick who used to have a penis. Thus making her not as super cool awesome... unless you are into that sort of thing!

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- When a girl tells you, "That's not funny" that's a stop sign. Unless you enjoy making girls very angry because you want to turn their hatred of you into sexual passion and then it's a GO sign! Keep going! Make it worse!

Because if your joke was just kinda funny or not really funny, most people will laugh politely or smile to acknowldge your pathetic attempt at humor. Usually Only your closest rfriends will actually heckle you. So when a new person does that to you, either your joke was AWFUL or corny or it was only kinda funny but the person really does NOT like you.

Most girls, when they REALLY like a guy -- when that guy tells a joke, they laugh whether it's funny or not.

So take this as a signal that you need to get back to work making her attracted to you.

Or decide, hey if she doesn't like my sense of humor she can go to heck!

That's fine, too. Just realize that if you make certain types of jokes you will be eliminating a large percentage of women.

Plenty of girls like "rough" humor but the rougher it is, the FUNNIER it has to be.

The best kind of humor is...

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Comment below! Are you a girl? Congratulations! Have you noticed something in common about guys who make you laugh? Guys, what have you done that works to make girls laugh?