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♥ Dating Advice: It's the best sex ever but she is sooooo dumb.

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R in NYC writes...

Hey Hog!

I've got a serious dilemma. I've got a great girlfriend. The sex is the best I've ever had. But she is sooooo dumb. I can't have a conversation with her.

I want to break up with her but I don't think I'll ever find such great sex with a hot chick like this again. What do I do?

- R in NYC

Ladies and gentlemen! Should he take what's behind Door Number One: a hot chick with great sex who has the I.Q. of a parking lot speed limit... or the mystery girl behind Door Number Two?

Behind Door Number Two might be a smart girl with an average body or a hot girl with smarts or... a large bottle of moisturizer.

You said she is a GREAT girlfriend. I imagine that means she is MORE than just a pretty face and a rockin' awesome hoo-ha.

If she is really a great girl for you but her drawback is that she's not the brightest, then maybe it's worthwhile for you to try to change the situation.

Is she REALLY "dumb" or is that she's never developed her conversational abilities?

GIRL: I am not dumb! So what if I can't name the current leader of our country! I can name TWELVE of the past... most popular colors of lip gloss!

There's pink sand, pink please, pink pout, pink wink, pink it up, pink petal, pink party, pink drink, pink n' plump, pinkalicious, pink BUSINESS, and pink... over cold sore.

Conversation is a SKILL. And she can learn it. Watch my videos on Conversation with her! Lots of couples watch my videos together and they talk about them. It helps to bring up topics that might be hard to talk about on your own. Plus it will give you ideas.

Yes, ideas!

If you're patient and you tell her EXACTLY what you would like from her... for example, you may like her to ask you follow-up questions, or for her to express herself better about her feelings, or for her to become more aware of current events or world history or how to tie her shoes. Without crying.

Now.... how dumb is she?

If she is a bobble-headed, babbling, blithering boob-for-brains... maybe you need to ask yourself, is lack of intelligence a deal-breaker for you?

If it is then here is what you do...

This is taken from my Premium Members section where I post my new videos.

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- You are asking her to step up her game. I think that's great. It means you are serious about her. You are considering her for the long-term.

- There are plenty of very hot chicks who've never been challenged by guys to present any kind of interesting personality because the guys fall for their looks.

So here is how to keep your hot girlfriend while making her "smarter"...

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Comment below! Have you ever dated someone just because of their looks? Would you ever date someone you thought was not intelligent?






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