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My buddy (who has a contact in the
Adult Cinema Industry and also has a fascination with
Brazilian butts -- it's a rare thing for an Asian guy to
appreciate a round tan booty in a thong!) hooked me up
with a pass to the Erotic Expo here in New York City. The best toy they had there was the penis toss. It was a rubber appendage that sticks to the floor and you toss rings on it.
I collected all sorts of free stuff. Whatever
they gave out, I took. Promotional DVDs, key chains, flyers, posters,
magazines.
Huge life-size posters of oiled up dudes. Waaaaaaa! You know in those kid movies when they hit the baseball into the neighbor's yard and they have to get it, only there's this ferocious seething dog? And the vicious dog runs after them? That was us running away from Colonel Cockencrack and the Colon Cowboys.
I was so scared I was running like in the cartoons
-- my legs started spinning before my body could catch up. I
took only 1 free DVD.
Attention housewives: bored with your regular dust feather?
But was there a moral lesson to be learned?
Yes. I learned that porn brings ALL cultures together. Blacks
f---ing Asians. Whites f----ing Mexicans. Hindus in turbans
selling DVDs of Japanese cartoon sex. It was
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