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HogWild's Fall Fashion Line

Fashion Jokes + Twisted Humor

by HogWild

Yo, okay, you know I'm mad bootleg. And even if I could afford it, I'm not going for that name-brand fashion. But let me show you the NEW Fall Fashions I'll be rockin' this year. Trust me, I've got some classic looks that will make you the talk of your psychiatric unit.

First of all, double-hats are in this year. Hat over doo-rag? Been there, done that. Hat over Rastafarian wig, that is soooo 2001. Rock your custom fitted baseball cap over a homemade knitted wool hat.

 

This Autumn, it's all about pom-poms. Wearing a winter hat in the winter is obvious. Rock this back-to-school look and believe me, the hallways will be buzzing with your name.


 

It's a happy look, so walk around like an ice cream truck full of bikini models rolled up giving out free samples of orange push-pops.

Older babes love the scarf & athletic cup look:

Okay, now for my most daring fashion adventure. This look is GANGSTA! So don't even ATTEMPT this style unless you are 100% confident that you can pull it off.

I call this "The Teknotronik-89." Because it's mad technological but also old school '89. Plus a little homeless.

Representin' for all my homey's on psychiatric lock-down:

What you'll need:

* winter hat with a pom-pom
* a slinky
* a big-ass plate (mine says Shalom because I'm Old Testament like that.)
* a white and green glove
* a record sleeve
(a record is what music used to be on. it's like an iPod except about 8000 times bigger and it only holds 12 songs. and it only plays in the "docking station.")
* an original Dust Buster vacuum
* a sticker
* a reel-to-reel tape (it's what music was on... oh forget it!)
* 2 plastic bags
 

Holdin' it down for my fam. That's me with the D-Unit. (Dad-Unit)

Of course you can bring back the '03 cotton candy style and represent with Pinked-out Thug Life look.

But it may go a little too far and then you'll look like this:

 


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