Let's face it. Us Americans don't have time to be eat healthy! But our s*xual appetites sure are healthy! So I present to you a way to meet all of the yucky tasting requirements of the Food Pyramid with yummy yummy p*rn titles!

NOTE: I censor the "bad words" because a lot of you are viewing this at work. If I didn't censor the "naughty stuff" your internet filters would block this page! And that would suck a big hairy c*ck! So enjoy yourself here while your boss is out entertaining clients on the company expense account at the str!p club.

So here is the boring Food Pyramid. Boooooo!

Now HERE is how you can use p*rn videos to satisfy the requirements of the food pyramid:

BREAD, CEREAL, RICE & PASTA GROUP

* Little White Crackers Swallow Big Black Noodles
* Cocoa Puff Prost!tutes
* Chinese Take-out 12: Asian Girls Munch Rice Patties
* G@y Breakfast 17: Froot Loops Covered in Frosted Flakes
* Jewish Girls Banged in the Bagel Hole 18 (my personal favorite)

VEGETABLE GROUP

* Onion Booty Girls with Big Ripe Tomatoes
* Teabag B!tches

FRUIT GROUP

* Hell Raisin C*cks
* Big Bananas in between Huge Melons
* C*ck Torture 22: Mistress X Squeezes Your Grapes
* Barely L*gal Babes 32: Poppin' Cherries

MILK, YOGURT & CHEESE GROUP

* M!LFs get Milk Moustaches 16
* Better than Cheddar: Lactating Cheesecake Babes
* BBW 92: Cottage Cheese Thighs

MEAT, POULTRY, FISH, DRY BEANS, EGGS & NUTS

* Clam Chow Down 32
* Girls in Pigtails Get Porked
* Chicken Chokers 19
* Hot Beef Injection 72
* Hide the Salami 91
* Fish-Eating-Lesb!ans Forced to Swallow Nut for the 1st Time 17
* She's Got Crabs 11 (this is more of a horror film than anything else)
* Meatballs in her Mouth 14

FAT, OILS, & SWEETS

* Fat Chicks Eating Dark Chocolate D!cks
* Fat Chicks Wrestling in Oil 64
* Sweet Looking Girls Eating Fat C*cks 37