Welcome to the 12 step homosexual discovery program! 

Find out if you're gay the really easy way!

Imagine this:

First you're having sex with a beautiful SLUUUUUT!

Next, invite over a buddy.

Now he's thrusting her from behind while you're making love to her mouth!

Look how he's smacking that ass! NICE! Give your boy a high five!
We're still straight!

Hey, you gave him 5, why not hold his hand? C'mon! It's cool!

Now you're holding a man's hand, watching him send ripples through a nice booty while you get your spit-rod polished! 

So go ahead, give him a kiss on the cheek! 
Ah, what the hell! Kiss him on the lips! Great! You're halfway there!

Now take your jammy out of HER mouth and put it in HIS!

Oh what a feeling!

Now kick the BITCH out and have your friend hump your hairy ass!

Congratulations! You've completed the 12 Step Homosexual Discovery Program!

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Read this testimonial from satisfied couple Bob and Neil!

"I tried the Homosexual Discovery Program and look at me! Now I know how to dance and dress."

Take advanced courses in switching and lisping while a team of midgets smell your balls.

Also, the HETEROSEXUAL RECOVERY Program.

1st, suck your own jammy.
Next put on lipstick, you kinda look like a woman, right?

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