MOVIE

PRESIDENT BUSH’S COMMENTS

Syriana

Dang it! This country isn’t on my geography flashcards! Condie! Help!

Walk the Line

Is this a home movie of my DUI back before I was “re-born?”

The Family Stone

Anything with the word “family” in it must be good wholesome fun! Like “The Partridge Family,” “Family Ties,” and "Family Guy."

Yours, Mine, Ours

Hollywood is full of morons! Look, they spelled HOURS without an H! Idiots!

Brokeback Mountain

Should be called “Bare” Back Mountain. C’mon. Everybody knows cowboys can’t be queers. Ain’t that right, Dick. Hey, is your daughter coming to dinner?

Aeon Flux

Crap! Another flux coming out of China? Make sure all the millionaires get vaccines!

King Kong

This isn’t very original. They stole the idea of a NYC skyscraper being attacked from 9/11. Condie! Authorize a wiretap on all zoos!

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Wait, was THIS the gay cowboy movie?

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

I really like this movie of a fantasy land of talking animals, magical happenings and a hero with super-powers. This movie also found the WMD. They were hiding in Syriana!