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Lindsay Lohan Remixes White Christmas to Express her Love of Cocaine

 

Lindsay Lohan White Christmas Pictures, Jokes + Twisted Humor

by HogWild

Lindsay Lohan sings "White Christmas" with new lyrics that express her love of cocaine!

NOTE TO LINDSAY LOHAN'S LAWYERS: I don't know if Lindsay Lohan really loves cocaine. It could just be a crush. Or a fling. Or maybe Paris Hilton is lying and Lindsay doesn't use cocaine at all! Maybe Lindsay uses all her free time reading to orphan puppies.



I'm dreaming of a white Christmas...
Pure white unadulterated snow
I've got plenty... of money
To keep... my nose runny
I snort... it off the mistletoe!

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Score an 8-ball from Frosty tonight
As a bonus it will suppress... my appetite
Ouch! My heart punches my chest like a fight!



I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
My nose is "Rudolph Red" and bright
I'm so high... Santa's sleigh is in sight
I'll feel hyper and horny all night!

 


 

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