Betting Odds: Who is seducing your 13 year old son?

2 to 1: Father McTouchy
4 to 1: Your local Congressman
7 to 1: Michael Jackson

Betting Odds: Who is seducing your 13 year old son?

15 to 1: Uncle Jeb
16 to 1: CoolDude47 on MySpace Chat
20 to 1: Archbishop McSqueezy
21 to 1: People who found this page via Google Search: "Seducing Boys"
47 to 1: Man with Van
49 to 1: Tobacco and Alcohol Advertising
74 to 1: An old man with candy
78 to 1: Poster of Lara Croft

Betting Odds: Who is seducing your 13 year old son?

89 to 1: His creepy-looking male teacher
94 to 1: His hot female teacher
101 to 1: Mayor of Spokane
700 to 1: Missy Elliot
999 to 1: Cardinal Jess Kizzit
1,987 to 1: You*
1,000,000,000,000 to 1: A 13 year old girl

* Odds are significantly higher if you are a resident of West Virginia